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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2070 on: May 20, 2022, 02:33:26 PM »

Since we are all focused on the environment,
I can't think of a better way to solve the fertilizer shortage.


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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2071 on: June 30, 2022, 02:46:36 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2072 on: August 07, 2022, 11:40:34 PM »
Combination Grill & Cooler
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2073 on: August 08, 2022, 12:34:36 AM »
Too many cans out of the cooler and someone could get branded on the grill :)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2074 on: August 08, 2022, 12:35:49 AM »
Quote from: DavidR on August 08, 2022, 12:34:36 AM
Too many cans out of the cooler and someone could get branded on the grill :)
That's a hell of a place to get grill marks. :)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2075 on: August 08, 2022, 01:08:54 AM »
Quote from: bob3160 on August 08, 2022, 12:35:49 AM
Quote from: DavidR on August 08, 2022, 12:34:36 AM
Too many cans out of the cooler and someone could get branded on the grill :)
That's a hell of a place to get grill marks. :)

Or find someone to apply salve or a burn dressing :)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2076 on: August 08, 2022, 08:48:19 AM »
Quote from: bob3160 on August 07, 2022, 11:40:34 PM
Combination Grill & Cooler

That's a cool hot idea ;D I wonder how long before the porcelain would crack :-\
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2077 on: August 10, 2022, 05:53:29 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2078 on: August 11, 2022, 12:56:00 AM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2079 on: August 11, 2022, 04:39:25 PM »
Quote from: CraigB on August 08, 2022, 08:48:19 AM
That's a cool hot idea ;D I wonder how long before the porcelain would crack :-\

18 minutes and 42 seconds.
Just tested it in my bathroom... ;D
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2080 on: August 11, 2022, 04:57:31 PM »
Quote from: alanb on August 11, 2022, 04:39:25 PM
Quote from: CraigB on August 08, 2022, 08:48:19 AM
That's a cool hot idea ;D I wonder how long before the porcelain would crack :-\

18 minutes and 42 seconds.
Just tested it in my bathroom... ;D
You must have had a better quality porcelain. Mine saw a 'crack up' much earlier.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2081 on: August 12, 2022, 04:48:54 PM »
Quote from: bob3160 on August 11, 2022, 04:57:31 PM
You must have had a better quality porcelain. Mine saw a 'crack up' much earlier.

 ;D ;D

That, sir, was inspired  :)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2082 on: August 13, 2022, 04:57:13 AM »
Quote from: bob3160 on August 07, 2022, 11:40:34 PM
Combination Grill & Cooler

My bum is COLD, what a great way to sit down to keep warm with a nice cold beer.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2083 on: August 21, 2022, 10:59:24 PM »

You eat the ice and get rewarded with a joke

Quite often, the ice is better than the joke.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2022, 11:00:57 PM by bob3160 »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2084 on: August 22, 2022, 12:24:01 AM »
Quote from: bob3160 on August 21, 2022, 10:59:24 PM

You eat the ice and get rewarded with a joke

Quite often, the ice is better than the joke.

Ice Cream 1 Joke 0   ;)
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