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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2085 on: August 12, 2022, 04:48:54 PM »
You must have had a better quality porcelain. Mine saw a 'crack up' much earlier.

 ;D ;D

That, sir, was inspired  :)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2086 on: August 13, 2022, 04:57:13 AM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2087 on: August 21, 2022, 10:59:24 PM »

You eat the ice and get rewarded with a joke

Quite often, the ice is better than the joke.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2088 on: August 22, 2022, 12:24:01 AM »

You eat the ice and get rewarded with a joke

Quite often, the ice is better than the joke.

Ice Cream 1 Joke 0   ;)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2089 on: August 31, 2022, 11:56:34 PM »

One of the Seniors at our Senior Center asked me:
How can I print a picture that's on his computer?
I told him use Ctrl-P.
He says he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2090 on: September 01, 2022, 02:22:06 AM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2091 on: September 04, 2022, 10:45:26 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2092 on: September 05, 2022, 11:52:45 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2093 on: September 06, 2022, 01:48:55 AM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2094 on: September 06, 2022, 01:45:03 PM »


You're eating too much ice lollies :)
Alice is the one hocked on the icicles. My downfall or the fudgsicles but they have no 'jokes'. :)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2095 on: September 06, 2022, 03:45:28 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2096 on: September 06, 2022, 03:48:42 PM »
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« Reply #2097 on: September 06, 2022, 07:41:11 PM »
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« Reply #2098 on: September 11, 2022, 12:58:22 AM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2099 on: September 23, 2022, 03:44:44 PM »
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