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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2100 on: September 23, 2022, 04:39:12 PM »


I wouldn't like to be 'stuck' behind that for long it might f*r*
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2101 on: September 28, 2022, 01:59:58 PM »
This needs to be in Every Refrigerator.
I know it needs to be in mine.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2102 on: September 28, 2022, 04:16:17 PM »
This needs to be in Every Refrigerator.
I know it needs to be in mine.
<snip image>

There doesn't appear to be anything to eat in that fridge :)
More condiments to put on food or in drinks, etc.

In the UK there is a brand name called Fridge Raiders, tasty snacks (I don't know if this is a more widespread product).

Though I could do with less snacks so I have to make a meal. 
I don't keep crisps (potato chips) in the fridge, I need a sign for those :)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2103 on: September 28, 2022, 10:23:35 PM »
This needs to be in Every Refrigerator.
I know it needs to be in mine.
<snip image>

There doesn't appear to be anything to eat in that fridge :)
More condiments to put on food or in drinks, etc.

In the UK there is a brand name called Fridge Raiders, tasty snacks (I don't know if this is a more widespread product).

Though I could do with less snacks so I have to make a meal. 
I don't keep crisps (potato chips) in the fridge, I need a sign for those :)
I've gotten used to cutting off a wedge from a head of Lettuce and enjoy munching on that for a snack.
It has no nutritional value but, it also doesn't add any body mass.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2104 on: September 28, 2022, 10:33:48 PM »
This needs to be in Every Refrigerator.
I know it needs to be in mine.
<snip image>

There doesn't appear to be anything to eat in that fridge :)
More condiments to put on food or in drinks, etc.

In the UK there is a brand name called Fridge Raiders, tasty snacks (I don't know if this is a more widespread product).

Though I could do with less snacks so I have to make a meal. 
I don't keep crisps (potato chips) in the fridge, I need a sign for those :)
I've gotten used to cutting off a wedge from a head of Lettuce and enjoy munching on that for a snack.
It has no nutritional value but, it also doesn't add any body mass.

I have Chinese Leaf in the fridge, a little more tasty than lettuce, I add it to sandwiches (ham,cheese and tomato), salads, nice and crunchy.  As you say little nutrition, but also filling.  I also have fruit, mainly apples.  So not all bad, get some of my 5 a day vegetables.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2105 on: September 29, 2022, 10:51:59 AM »
It has no nutritional value
You'd be surprised, lettuce has fibre, vitamins and minerals :)

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2106 on: December 26, 2022, 08:20:40 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2107 on: February 01, 2023, 11:22:54 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2108 on: February 03, 2023, 03:02:36 PM »

Seems to be rather difficult to understand it right.  :-\  ;)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2109 on: February 03, 2023, 05:59:15 PM »

Seems to be rather difficult to understand it right.  :-\  ;)

NO, but then again I don't know what it is you don't understand ?
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2110 on: February 03, 2023, 07:46:29 PM »

Seems to be rather difficult to understand it right.  :-\  ;)

NO, but then again I don't know what it is you don't understand ?

Well, you can see it several ways...
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2111 on: February 03, 2023, 09:58:57 PM »

Seems to be rather difficult to understand it right.  :-\  ;)

NO, but then again I don't know what it is you don't understand ?

Well, you can see it several ways...


Which doesn't answer the question 'why you don't understand' at all, so I shan't waste any further time on this futility.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2112 on: February 03, 2023, 10:41:58 PM »

Seems to be rather difficult to understand it right.  :-\ ;)

NO, but then again I don't know what it is you don't understand ?

Well, you can see it several ways...
Jokes aren't meant to be analyzed. :)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2113 on: February 06, 2023, 06:04:39 PM »

Seems to be rather difficult to understand it right.  :-\ ;)

NO, but then again I don't know what it is you don't understand ?

Well, you can see it several ways...
Jokes aren't meant to be analyzed. :)

Maybe you're right.  :)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2114 on: February 07, 2023, 12:39:57 AM »

Seems to be rather difficult to understand it right.  :-\ ;)

NO, but then again I don't know what it is you don't understand ?

Well, you can see it several ways...
Jokes aren't meant to be analyzed. :)

Maybe you're right.  :)
If English isn't your first language, you're probably translating this to German and that doesn't always work out well. :)
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