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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #90 on: December 26, 2011, 05:46:35 AM »
I am not a KId... ??? ::)

sorry for that crap i posted.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #91 on: December 26, 2011, 05:56:59 AM »
I am not a KId... ??? ::)

sorry for that crap i posted.

[the song has english in it its a mix]
You could have fooled me, your forum attitude is very childish.

No need to reply. ::)

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #92 on: January 03, 2012, 12:52:56 AM »
I don't usually recommend watching commercials.
This one is the exception:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfWr7JIeNA
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #93 on: January 03, 2012, 01:22:48 AM »
quote Dean Martin

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.    ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #94 on: January 03, 2012, 04:54:27 AM »
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
 

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
 
'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
 
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
 I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
 wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and
 now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
 
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of the yard'

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #95 on: January 03, 2012, 05:04:25 AM »
I don't usually recommend watching commercials.
This one is the exception:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfWr7JIeNA

God CRIKEY :o Bob..............I call it Dyson vacuum sucking beer goggles ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #96 on: January 03, 2012, 12:22:00 PM »
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists:
Two men and a woman.
 
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .... Kill her!'

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
 
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
 
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL:
Women are crazy. Don't mess with them. but we lovem all
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #97 on: January 05, 2012, 02:33:36 PM »
I don't usually recommend watching commercials.
This one is the exception:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfWr7JIeNA
Added: 2 days ago
From: bob3160
Views: 10,228

I guess a few people must have liked this and passed it along.  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #98 on: January 05, 2012, 04:24:49 PM »
I missed this first time around, +1 more view. Laugh I nearly wet myself ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #99 on: January 05, 2012, 11:15:46 PM »
I don't usually recommend watching commercials.
This one is the exception:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfWr7JIeNA
Added: 2 days ago
From: bob3160
Views: 10,228

I guess a few people must have liked this and passed it along.  ;D

This is totally crazy... now up to 23,637
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #100 on: January 06, 2012, 05:11:32 AM »
I don't usually recommend watching commercials.
This one is the exception:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfWr7JIeNA
Added: 2 days ago
From: bob3160
Views: 10,228

I guess a few people must have liked this and passed it along.  ;D

This is totally crazy... now up to 23,637

Unless you'll like to have a drink of XXXX Beer Bob which it made in Australia ;) ;D IF you don't usually recommend watching a Dyson vacuum cleaner commercials.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #101 on: January 06, 2012, 07:45:52 AM »
Man I just had a good laugh see below ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #102 on: January 11, 2012, 03:43:42 PM »
Bob you should keep this bird because he loves you and that why he trying to say 'Good morning Polly Wanna Old Fart Cracker with Cheese'  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #103 on: January 12, 2012, 10:40:30 PM »
ROFL!  What a relief, I thought everything I was going through was part of getting older (66 now).   ;)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #104 on: January 13, 2012, 05:20:59 AM »
ROFL!  What a relief, I thought everything I was going through was part of getting older (66 now).   ;)

My Grand-dad said the same thing when he went past me and saw what bob had post, and he laughed for about 20mins then he said to me he loves being crispy at 85 years of age when he stretch himself every morning ;)

Good one Bob ;D
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