So funny I had to post

[Pondus]

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

velly impotant you read them aloud     

http://www.grineflip.dk/funstuff/chinese.htm



OBS: there are two pages   

[SpeedyPC]

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

velly impotant you read them aloud     

http://www.grineflip.dk/funstuff/chinese.htm



OBS: there are two pages   

I was wondering how to say FO in Chinese cause this has to work every time

[HDW38]

A sneaky round it is you want a smaller size you could try the Sup or Sub tags as that reduces the size, but places the text up or down on the line.

And how to make it bigger..??

Wear glasses

Or install NoSquint!!! It's working brilliant! 

[bob3160]

For those that use the Google Chrome Browser

[!Donovan]

For those that use the Google Chrome Browser

"If your using Firefox..."

[HDW38]

For those that use the Google Chrome Browser

"If your using Firefox..."

Of course    ...... And I'm not going to be married with 'Google'
So for me 'NoSquint' is, what I was looking for. 
Rising up I wear my 'outdoor'-glasses and if I have to read a newspaper or doing sth. with my PC I wear others.

[bob3160]

For those that use the Google Chrome Browser

"If your using Firefox..."

Of course    ...... And I'm not going to be married with 'Google'
So for me 'NoSquint' is, what I was looking for. 
Rising up I wear my 'outdoor'-glasses and if I have to read a newspaper or doing sth. with my PC I wear others.

For those that use the Google Chrome Browser

I'm actually married to my wife. 

[HDW38]

For those that use the Google Chrome Browser

"If your using Firefox..."

Of course    ...... And I'm not going to be married with 'Google'
So for me 'NoSquint' is, what I was looking for. 
Rising up I wear my 'outdoor'-glasses and if I have to read a newspaper or doing sth. with my PC I wear others.

For those that use the Google Chrome Browser

I'm actually married to my wife. 

Really? 

[HDW38]

O.k.. This is something for everybody, who loves cats. We have one, 3 colors and female.

She has a white feeding dish. Inside is a foto of a white and brown cat and outside are 3 other fotos belonging to the (last 3) sentences following here:

- You own a dog but you feed a cat.
- Buy in bulk the food your cat adores - and be withered with contempt.
- It's wonderful how far a cat can elongate its arm when it needs to steel a roasted chicken
   leg.
- The most refined cat can swear like a fishwife. "This is yesterday's water in my bowl."

[Pondus]

 

[SpeedyPC]

@Pondus: ROFLMAO! I nearly fell out of my chair and nearly landed my chin at the edge of the computer table.

[Pondus]

OK Speedy....here is one more   

When Top Level Guys Look Down......

[DavidR]

Or the more bread you have the less sh1t you eat.

[bob3160]

That depicts the average people on the bottom and all the politicians on top.

[SpeedyPC]

That depicts the average people on the bottom and all the politicians on top.

@Bob the same thing goes to corporate directors when they get to greedy against employers, because they know when they look up to board directors their arsehole anyway.

@Pondus: bloody good one I've print it out and keep it when I found a job, and I'll place this at my new office desk