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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #165 on: February 16, 2012, 10:28:56 PM »
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

velly impotant you read them aloud     ;D

http://www.grineflip.dk/funstuff/chinese.htm



OBS: there are two pages   ;)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #166 on: February 17, 2012, 04:08:06 AM »
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

velly impotant you read them aloud     ;D

http://www.grineflip.dk/funstuff/chinese.htm



OBS: there are two pages   ;)

I was wondering how to say FO ;) in Chinese cause this has to work every time ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #167 on: February 17, 2012, 08:33:35 PM »
A sneaky round it is you want a smaller size you could try the Sup or Sub tags as that reduces the size, but places the text up or down on the line.

And how to make it bigger..?? ;)

Wear glasses ;D


Or install NoSquint!!! It's working brilliant!  ;D


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #169 on: February 17, 2012, 09:05:02 PM »
For those that use the Google Chrome Browser

"If your using Firefox..."
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #170 on: February 17, 2012, 09:26:43 PM »
For those that use the Google Chrome Browser

"If your using Firefox..."

Of course  ;D  ...... And I'm not going to be married with 'Google'
So for me 'NoSquint' is, what I was looking for.  ;D
Rising up I wear my 'outdoor'-glasses and if I have to read a newspaper or doing sth. with my PC I wear others.


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #171 on: February 17, 2012, 09:34:12 PM »
For those that use the Google Chrome Browser

"If your using Firefox..."

Of course  ;D  ...... And I'm not going to be married with 'Google'
So for me 'NoSquint' is, what I was looking for.  ;D
Rising up I wear my 'outdoor'-glasses and if I have to read a newspaper or doing sth. with my PC I wear others.
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I'm actually married to my wife.  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #172 on: February 17, 2012, 09:36:22 PM »
For those that use the Google Chrome Browser

"If your using Firefox..."

Of course  ;D  ...... And I'm not going to be married with 'Google'
So for me 'NoSquint' is, what I was looking for.  ;D
Rising up I wear my 'outdoor'-glasses and if I have to read a newspaper or doing sth. with my PC I wear others.
For those that use the Google Chrome Browser



I'm actually married to my wife.  ;D

Really?  ;D


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #173 on: February 18, 2012, 12:20:44 AM »
O.k.. This is something for everybody, who loves cats. We have one, 3 colors and female.

She has a white feeding dish. Inside is a foto of a white and brown cat and outside are 3 other fotos belonging to the (last 3) sentences following here:

- You own a dog but you feed a cat.
- Buy in bulk the food your cat adores - and be withered with contempt.
- It's wonderful how far a cat can elongate its arm when it needs to steel a roasted chicken
   leg.
- The most refined cat can swear like a fishwife. "This is yesterday's water in my bowl."

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #174 on: February 21, 2012, 12:56:01 AM »
 ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #175 on: February 21, 2012, 02:35:05 AM »
@Pondus: ROFLMAO! I nearly fell out of my chair and nearly landed my chin at the edge of the computer table.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #176 on: February 21, 2012, 04:17:30 PM »
OK Speedy....here is one more   ;D

When Top Level Guys Look Down......

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #177 on: February 21, 2012, 05:05:03 PM »
Or the more bread you have the less sh1t you eat.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #178 on: February 21, 2012, 06:20:56 PM »
That depicts the average people on the bottom and all the politicians on top. ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #179 on: February 22, 2012, 12:29:05 AM »
That depicts the average people on the bottom and all the politicians on top. ;D

@Bob the same thing goes to corporate directors when they get to greedy against employers, because they know when they look up to board directors their arsehole anyway.

@Pondus: bloody good one I've print it out and keep it when I found a job, and I'll place this at my new office desk ;)
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