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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #180 on: February 22, 2012, 12:49:48 AM »
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@Pondus: bloody good one I've print it out and keep it when I found a job, and I'll place this at my new office desk
you could try to put it in the job application......as a test....on first page    ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #181 on: February 22, 2012, 08:50:19 PM »
Most Annoying Sound Ever......

turn up the volum and play....you may scare the cat/dog    ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #182 on: February 22, 2012, 09:52:06 PM »
It seems those industrious Japanese will sell anything these days.


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #183 on: February 24, 2012, 02:08:39 PM »

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #184 on: February 24, 2012, 02:38:36 PM »
Nice one ...very funny    from one extreme to another. Love the running commentary in the first clip

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #185 on: February 24, 2012, 03:45:26 PM »
Good ones Pondus!
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #186 on: February 25, 2012, 02:13:59 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #187 on: February 25, 2012, 02:29:42 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #188 on: February 26, 2012, 10:04:17 AM »
anyone wonder why there are lots of gun accidents in the US    ::)


Astounding Gentleman Shoots Himself in the Stomach Point Blank to Test Body Armor
http://gizmodo.com/5888035/astounding-idiot-shoots-himself-in-the-stomach-to-test-body-armor

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #189 on: February 26, 2012, 11:34:46 AM »
How is that funny ???
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #190 on: February 26, 2012, 01:28:17 PM »
How is that funny ???
i think stupidity is funny.........no!
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #191 on: February 26, 2012, 01:49:04 PM »
Depends. I seem to remember hearing (watching?) that this was the early testing method, and method to try and prove the usefulness of it. That would improve my confidence in that product than 10000 range shots on armour.
There have been many scientific (etc) improvements by people who are pushing boundaries and those that were willing to test the product.


On the other hand, if he was being stupid about it, and knows nothing about what/why it is happening then well...

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #192 on: February 26, 2012, 02:07:49 PM »
well...in this case i would trust that those that made the product have tested it before i got it.... + any certification stuff.


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #193 on: February 28, 2012, 01:24:27 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #194 on: March 02, 2012, 12:50:35 PM »
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years
 and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
 
Not to be outdone by the Brit's, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet,
 and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: ........ ......... ..
 "American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already
 had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British".
 
One week later, the state’s Dept of Minerals and Energy in Western Australia , reported the following:
 "After digging as deep as 30 feet in Western Australia’s Pilbara region, Jack Lucknow, a self-taught archaeologist,
 reported that he found absolutely f**k all.

Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless."
 
Just makes you bloody proud to be Australian doesn’t it?