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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #270 on: June 29, 2012, 06:56:46 PM »

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #271 on: July 02, 2012, 11:11:39 PM »
Pun for the day:
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #272 on: July 02, 2012, 11:56:59 PM »
Yes the absolute Bratt Wurst.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #273 on: July 03, 2012, 12:11:31 AM »
Hi DavidR,

Only in Dutch the word Wurst is spelled correctly as worst (sausage), but that again would take the pun out of the joke.
Not to say that Dutch sausage is "worst", which is actually correct.
Nice interlingual play with words,

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #274 on: July 03, 2012, 12:16:26 AM »
Yes, having spent a few tours in Germany and had the occasional bratwurst or two ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #275 on: July 03, 2012, 12:20:16 AM »
Pun for the day:
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.


@Damien,
Remember, my heritage is German, not Dutch.  :)
Quite often they call those of German decent Dutchmen or Krauts.
Sauerkraut actually goes very well with Sausage or wurst.   ;D


This also goes well with this discussion:



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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #276 on: July 03, 2012, 07:17:27 AM »
My heritage is entirely Scottish, English and Irish. They call sausages bangers for some reason. I'm also a Gemini so I tend to get in fights with myself and not know which side I should be on.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #277 on: July 03, 2012, 10:02:45 AM »
 
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I'm also a Gemini so I tend to get in fights with myself and not know which side I should be on.
When you fight with yourself, you're always on the loosing side.....
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #278 on: July 03, 2012, 02:27:30 PM »
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I'm also a Gemini so I tend to get in fights with myself and not know which side I should be on.
When you fight with yourself, you're always on the loosing side.....

Yep! Bob is 100% correct and that's what my Grandad tells me long ago, thanks for reminding me Bob otherwise you may sound like my Grandad ;D ;) Only if I don't have to kiss you're top head, otherwise my lips could slip off ;)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #279 on: July 03, 2012, 09:05:02 PM »
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I'm also a Gemini so I tend to get in fights with myself and not know which side I should be on.
When you fight with yourself, you're always on the loosing side.....
Well one side has to win and since both sides are me,     I'm a winner  ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #280 on: July 03, 2012, 09:56:19 PM »
Hi Dch48,

Bangers and mash with friend onions. The word bangers comes from the days of WWII when sausages came so full of water that they went bang. To prick them with a fork would prevent that explosion. That is why they were called bangers as sausages were filled in sheepskin that would explode with a loud bang when cooked and fried long enough. What the Banger Sisters had to do with it, is still a bit unclear to me, but I add that information for folks for which the sixties never seem to end,

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@DavidR, with bratwurst also the mustard is different. English mustard is among the strongest around.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #281 on: July 03, 2012, 10:30:25 PM »
1. Bangers and mash with friend onions. The word bangers comes from the days of WWII when sausages came so full of water that they went bang. To prick them with a fork would prevent that explosion. That is why they were called bangers as sausages were filled in sheepskin that would explode with a loud bang when cooked and fried long enough. What the Banger Sisters had to do with it, is still a bit unclear to me, but I add that information for folks for which the sixties never seem to end,

2. English mustard is among the strongest around.

1. Interesting insight in the history of Würschtel (as they're called here). ;)
2. I prefer Estragon or Dijon.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #282 on: July 03, 2012, 10:51:48 PM »
Hi Asyn,

Understatement that "Würschtel", Cumberland sausage is half a meter long. Since 2011 it has aPGI status (Protected Geographical Indication),

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #283 on: July 03, 2012, 11:01:52 PM »
Hi Asyn,

Understatement that "Würschtel", Cumberland sausage is half a meter long. Since 2011 it has aPGI status (Protected Geographical Indication),

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #284 on: July 08, 2012, 01:31:41 AM »
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