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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #285 on: July 08, 2012, 01:43:36 AM »
Posted before somwhere in here but... ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #286 on: July 21, 2012, 03:18:56 PM »

A  little boy came down to breakfast..   
Since  they live on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his  chores.   
"Not  yet," said the little boy.   
His  mother told him no breakfast until he did his  chores.   
Well,  he was a little teed off, so he went to feed the chickens, and he 
kicked a chicken.  He went to feed the cows, and he  kicked a cow.  He went
to feed the pigs, and he  kicked a pig.   
He  went back in for breakfast, and his mother gave him a bowl of dry 
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?  And  why don't I have any milk
in my cereal?" he  asked.
"Well," his mother said, "I saw you kick a chicken,  so you don't get any
eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so  you don't get any bacon for a
week, either. I also saw you  kick the cow, so for a week you are not getting
any  milk."
Just then, his father came down for breakfast and  kicked the cat halfway
across the kitchen.
The little  boy looked up at his mother with a smile, and 
said............."Are you going to tell him, or should  I?"
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #287 on: July 22, 2012, 12:59:14 AM »
Hi folks,

Proper English, so funny I had to post: http://www.lotsofhumor.com/uploads/9/8/4/5/9845860/714579_orig.jpg

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #288 on: July 24, 2012, 12:51:27 AM »
ROFL   ;D


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #291 on: July 28, 2012, 11:19:49 AM »

Working in IT support   :D :)


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #293 on: July 31, 2012, 03:06:27 AM »

Did  you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on  the ice in
Antarctica - where do they go?
 
Wonder  no more ! ! !
 
It  is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird  which
lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The  penguin is very committed to its family and will mate  for life, as
well as maintaining a form of compassionate  contact with its offspring
throughout its life. [size=78%] [/size]
If a  penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of  the
family and social circle have been known to dig holes in  the ice, using their
vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep  enough for the dead bird to
be rolled into and buried. [size=78%] [/size]
The  male penguins then gather in a circle around  the fresh grave and
sing:
 
"Freeze  a jolly good fellow"
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Then  they kick him in the ice hole."
 
You  really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you? 
It's  so easy to fool some people. [size=78%] [/size]
 
I  fell for it too.   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #294 on: August 06, 2012, 03:25:31 PM »

The Cow, the Ant and the Old Fart


A cow, and ant and an old fart  are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of  them.
 
The cow said, I give 20 quarts of milk every day  and that's why I am the
greatest!" 


The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and  winter, I can carry 52
times my own weight and that's why I am the  greatest!"
 




 
 








 
 
 
 
               
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #295 on: August 06, 2012, 04:43:00 PM »
Why  are you scrolling down?  It's your turn to say  something.

Well, it (luckily) will take some more years, before I can answer here. ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #296 on: August 06, 2012, 04:44:56 PM »
Why  are you scrolling down?  It's your turn to say  something.

Well, it (luckily) will take some more years, before I can answer here. ;D
I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #297 on: August 06, 2012, 06:07:37 PM »
Usually when you unsubscribe from one of your subscriptions, it's pretty routine and boring.
Today I unsubscribed from Groupon and thought they have a pretty good sense of humor
as you can see in this following video that I captured:
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #298 on: August 07, 2012, 07:46:18 AM »
Why  are you scrolling down?  It's your turn to say  something.

Well, it (luckily) will take some more years, before I can answer here. ;D
I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself.  ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #299 on: August 09, 2012, 04:52:23 PM »
                                                     
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