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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #360 on: September 02, 2012, 08:21:31 PM »
not sure where i should post this ....

well well here it is .....mother of all boards   ;D
http://hacknmod.com/hack/diy-circuit-board-table-decor!/

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #361 on: September 03, 2012, 07:13:32 AM »
not sure where i should post this ....

well well here it is .....mother of all boards   ;D
http://hacknmod.com/hack/diy-circuit-board-table-decor!/

I wish I had that in my living room, otherwise when my mother comes over for a visit she'll keeps on complaining the coffee table and the dinning table too :o ::)

Suddenly I told my mother she wasn't a 'Computer Nerd' because she doesn't understand 'Hardware Fashion' ;D ;) ::)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #363 on: September 05, 2012, 02:57:19 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #364 on: September 06, 2012, 11:36:41 AM »

How Women Burn Calories in France!

My girlfriend will love this Bob ;) and this will help her burn some calories IF I set this up in my own garage, and this will help me save more money on my electricity bill  ;D ;D (bloody carbon tax)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #365 on: September 06, 2012, 12:06:24 PM »
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My girlfriend will love this Bob  and this will help her burn some calories IF I set this up in my own garage,
so sylvester don't chase her   ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #366 on: September 10, 2012, 03:36:32 PM »
Dog with Chinese Name

Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.



Dog For Sale ------Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers,

thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese Street name, Ho Lee Schitt.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #367 on: September 10, 2012, 03:51:49 PM »
Dog with Chinese Name

Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.



Dog For Sale ------Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.

Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers,

thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.

Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese Street name, Ho Lee Schitt.

That is the biggest Bull Mastiff iv ever seen in my life :o I used to help out with training down at the canine association so iv seen all kinds of dogs but nothing like that, it's sad though that due to his size he'll be lucky to make 6 years :(

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #368 on: September 10, 2012, 04:07:05 PM »
If this dog was a puppy before this huge size :o would've look after by a Police K9 department, during that time when this dog grew HUGE the entire Police K9 department will be shocked :o when they see a BIG Monster. I'm 100% sure the Police K9 department would love to have all K9 dogs to be at this size, and would scare the living crap out of the entire neighborhood :o :o :o :o

Holy SH#T! :o :o :o :o :o that dog is a huge MONSTER!
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #369 on: September 12, 2012, 03:15:39 AM »


 
Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo .
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe .
We sneaked into a secluded room and Googled each other . 
There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive . 
As soon as I was ready to upload,
we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:



"You Got Male"
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #370 on: September 12, 2012, 09:39:39 PM »
Lovely quote from today's Sophos News.  I shoulda copied it, but the gist of it was easy enough to remember so this is from memory and probably not exactly verbatim.  And my apologies for forgetting to make a note of the author's name.

Development of security software is a race between programmers seeking to create idiot-proof applications, and the Universe which is constantly creating more idiots.  And so far, the Universe seems to be winning.  ;) ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #371 on: September 15, 2012, 07:52:48 AM »
Maths & Chocolate Cake
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #372 on: September 15, 2012, 01:05:34 PM »
Sounds like a Billy Bunter type pupil; the teacher needs to really rephrase the question, "You have 10 Chocolate Cakes and you eat 2, how many do you have left ?"
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #373 on: September 18, 2012, 08:36:38 AM »
Not the cookies!
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #374 on: October 16, 2012, 03:34:31 PM »
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."
 
The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."
 
God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.
 
A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."
 
God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
 
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?" The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life
 
And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best ;D ;D