This has got to be the ultimate groaner in shaggy-dog stories, at least that I can remember seeing. Don't know its original source, but I got it a day or two ago from a fellow member of one of my psoriasis support groups.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a
Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian,
several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an
Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian,
a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a
Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a
Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani,
a Malaysian, a Croatian, an Uzbek, a Cypriot, a
Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a
Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a
Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an
Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a
Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a
Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an
Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a
Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a
Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk
Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook
Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian,
an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a
Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a
Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a
Cambodian, a Canadian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani,
a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a
Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa
Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a
Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans,
...walk into a very fine restaurant.
"I'm sorry," says the maître d', after scrutinizing the group...
"You can't come in here without a Thai."
