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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #390 on: October 27, 2012, 05:08:08 AM »

My ex-wife, the Pilot


 


 


 My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started
and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year.


Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting
when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Tennessee because of bad weather.


Thank God our kids were with me this weekend! 


The NTSB issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error.   
Judy was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating) conditions
while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.


The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board.


No one on the ground was injured.


The photograph below was taken at the scene and shows the extent of damage to her aircraft.


She was very lucky. 




 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 







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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #391 on: October 28, 2012, 01:18:15 PM »

A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.


The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed.
She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.


The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue,
and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says,
'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'


The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed
in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...


She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job
and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'


To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.


'There's no charge,' she says.


'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.


'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about
your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.
I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead,
and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'


'So I just switched the heads.'
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #392 on: October 30, 2012, 07:10:59 AM »
Hilarious ! Exploding Golf ball Prank gone BAD...Really BAD !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEkk5QR9_ek&feature=related


Shotgun Golf Prank
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtH18VOZmDM&feature=related
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #393 on: November 12, 2012, 11:46:37 PM »
Worst damage I've seen from super storm Sandy:


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #394 on: November 13, 2012, 10:33:23 AM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #395 on: November 13, 2012, 04:34:18 PM »
He he.   ::)  You do know that is a toupee he is wearing on top of his head.  Wonder how much that cost?
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #396 on: November 13, 2012, 05:05:38 PM »
He he.   ::)  You do know that is a toupee he is wearing on top of his head.  Wonder how much that cost?
Probably more than we can afford.  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #397 on: November 13, 2012, 09:47:16 PM »
He he.   ::)  You do know that is a toupee he is wearing on top of his head.  Wonder how much that cost?
Probably more than we can afford.  ;D
Great answer, Bob.  ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #398 on: November 13, 2012, 10:07:14 PM »
He he.   ::)  You do know that is a toupee he is wearing on top of his head.  Wonder how much that cost?
Actually, Trump does not wear a toupee. He has an elaborate combing procedure and his hair is very long.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #399 on: November 13, 2012, 10:26:17 PM »
You think?  Wonder how long that takes or if he has someone else do it?

Then why does it appear he is not using hair spray?  (That would be expensive, too) 

To see if he is wearing a toupee or not, just visualize in your mind's eye if he would look better or more natural without the toupee than with it.  If you can see him without a toupee, then he is most likely bald to some extent, and that visualization would seem appropriate after you take the time to look for it. 

This visualization will fail if the natural hair is present, btw.  Works every time.   ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #400 on: November 13, 2012, 10:42:48 PM »
I know for a fact he does not wear a toupee. There are videos available showing how his hair is done and it is done by himself. It's called a double combover. Or maybe it's triple.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #401 on: November 14, 2012, 01:56:33 AM »
I've got a carpet he can stick on his head, it's probably much cheaper than what he pays for that mess. :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #402 on: November 14, 2012, 10:41:19 AM »
Woman who drove past school bus must wear ‘idiot’ sign, judge rules

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/woman-drove-past-school-bus-must-wear-idiot-173523817.html


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #404 on: November 15, 2012, 02:36:16 PM »
Funny and Random Fail Compilation, Fall 2012 HD

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I can't stop laughing ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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