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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #435 on: February 04, 2013, 12:11:05 PM »

I don't have a toolbar for translations either. :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #436 on: February 04, 2013, 02:19:14 PM »
Quote from: Dch48 on February 04, 2013, 11:58:20 AM
You don't even have to use the toolbar to have the "translate with Bing" option available in IE9.
You don't need the toolbar to have translate in IE10 either http://www.iegallery.com/Addons/Details/205
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #437 on: February 04, 2013, 05:11:13 PM »
can you also get the one click shortcuts to yahoo/gmail log inn?
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #438 on: February 04, 2013, 08:31:40 PM »
Quote from: Pondus on February 04, 2013, 05:11:13 PM
can you also get the one click shortcuts to yahoo/gmail log inn?
Since I never use the actual sites to get or read my mail, I don't know but the translation feature is available in the right click context menu on any page.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #439 on: February 05, 2013, 07:37:22 AM »
Quote from: Pondus on February 04, 2013, 05:11:13 PM
can you also get the one click shortcuts to yahoo/gmail log inn?
Not sure but what I do with my Hotmail is first add it to favourites then in internet options/delete browsing history tick the box to preserve favourites website data.

After doing all that it's only one click from favourites to go to Hotmail and no more logging in :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #440 on: February 05, 2013, 12:43:03 PM »
This doesn't sound Funny to me.  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #441 on: February 12, 2013, 01:08:46 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #442 on: February 12, 2013, 10:24:02 PM »
Even funnier, this morning's Yahoo News had an item saying that emergency-preparedness seminars are including how to deal with vampire -- sorry, meant zombie -- attacks.  The columnist agreed that the possibility of such was strictly hypothetical, and conjectured that the thinking was "if you're prepared for zombies, you're ready for anything."
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #443 on: February 12, 2013, 10:32:19 PM »
Hi MikeBCda,

You never know what is being broadcasted from a "hacked" TV station even if it is belated Halloween news:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2013/02/12/zombie-warning.html (source: Darko Vojinovic)
next they attack China  ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #444 on: February 12, 2013, 11:57:22 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #445 on: February 13, 2013, 07:26:42 AM »
This is funny to me. The security firm Bit9, who pride themselves on having totally malware proof security systems, had some of their servers hacked and sensitive information including a certificate they sign their software with stolen. The certificate was then used to sign malware. The thing that struck me funny was this quote from the statement they released.
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"Due to an operational oversight within Bit9, we failed to install our own product on a handful of computers within our network," Chief Executive Patrick Morley wrote on Bit9's blog
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #446 on: February 13, 2013, 10:47:35 AM »
Man! Iran has failed and completely dumb trying to be tough against the world ;D

Iran's 'laughable' fighter jet caught out in Photoshop blunder
http://www.smh.com.au/technology/technology-news/irans-laughable-fighter-jet-caught-out-in-photoshop-blunder-20130213-2ebwb.html
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #447 on: February 13, 2013, 05:38:00 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #448 on: February 22, 2013, 06:29:52 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #449 on: February 23, 2013, 03:32:08 AM »
LMAO! or he might have a problem in bed and she not getting enough what she need ;) ;D
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