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Offline SpeedyPC

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #465 on: March 24, 2013, 07:11:45 AM »
Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved rugby all our lives, and we played rugby on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favor, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's rugby there." Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favor for you. Shortly after that, Joe passes on. At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mike--Mike." "Who is it? Asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?" "Mike--it's me, Joe." "You're not Joe. Joe just died." "I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice. "Joe! Where are you?" "In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news." "Tell me the good news first ," says Mike. "The good news," Joe says," is that there's rugby in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play rugby all we want, and we never get tired." That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news? "You're in the team for this Saturday."
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #466 on: March 27, 2013, 08:46:41 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #467 on: March 29, 2013, 12:55:43 PM »
World's Worst Burglary Attempt Apparently Caught On Tape In Redding, California (VIDEO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/28/worlds-worst-burglar-video-redding-_n_2972273.html

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #468 on: March 29, 2013, 01:08:01 PM »
World's Worst Burglary Attempt Apparently Caught On Tape In Redding, California (VIDEO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/28/worlds-worst-burglar-video-redding-_n_2972273.html
I'd only just watched this on the new's about 30 minutes ago, what a fool.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #469 on: March 29, 2013, 03:21:57 PM »
Video of magician pulling a hamburger out of thin air!  http://videos.komando.com/watch/3026/kims-picks-magician-pulls-hamburger-out-of-thin-air?utm_medium=nl&utm_source=tvkim&utm_content=2013-03-28-article-screen-shot-d  (Courtesty of komondo.com) videos

How did he do that?
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #473 on: April 09, 2013, 06:36:50 AM »
Raisin Bread

A  bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short  skirts and thong panties.
 
One  day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop assistant and at the  loaves of bread behind the counter.
 
Noticing  her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant  idea.
 
"I'd  like some raisin bread please," the man says.
 
The  shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on  the very top shelf.
 
The  man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view,  just as he thought.
 
When  she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.
 
As  the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male  customers notices what's going on and requests his own loaf of raisin  bread.
After  many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder, "why the unusual  interest in the raisin bread?"
 
Atop  the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below.
Then,  she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.
 
Thinking  that she can save herself another trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it  raisin for you too?"
"No,"  stammers the old man, "but it's quivering a little.."
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #474 on: April 09, 2013, 05:09:14 PM »
Loved it nearly wet myself, thanks.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #475 on: April 10, 2013, 04:16:53 AM »
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Loved it nearly wet myself, thanks.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #476 on: April 10, 2013, 08:36:20 AM »
This is your idea of a mobile device.


Your computer is in a pizza box.







Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman: Hi! Barbara.

2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #477 on: April 12, 2013, 10:51:23 PM »
For all budding helpdesk people out there, this is how it is done http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ&feature=youtu.be

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #478 on: April 13, 2013, 01:55:41 PM »
For all budding helpdesk people out there, this is how it is done http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ&feature=youtu.be
This also works with a Google Chrome Book. Just open it and you can read it.   If you try it with a Windows Notebook, things are a bit more troublesome.... :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #479 on: April 21, 2013, 08:47:11 AM »
Whoever threw this tennis ball at this dog's crotch


Whoever this sports fan is


Whoever planned this "Same Height Party"
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