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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #495 on: May 07, 2013, 09:08:47 AM »

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #496 on: May 07, 2013, 11:15:28 AM »
how good is your washing machine?

extreme test.   ;D
http://www.sol.no/#/klipps/video/2670775/Han_er_apenbart_ikke_fornoyd_med_vaskemaskinen_

God crikey it took 2mins & 20sec for a washing machine to come a part completely and it was still going bouncing around across the lawn for another 10 or 15sec and than stood dead still before turning off the power, if you want to see a washing machine to come a part completely under 2mins & 20sec use a bloody normal size house brick because it a bit heaver with rough corners ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #497 on: May 07, 2013, 12:15:19 PM »
how good is your washing machine?

extreme test.   ;D
http://www.sol.no/#/klipps/video/2670775/Han_er_apenbart_ikke_fornoyd_med_vaskemaskinen_

Seen one like this before only they used a concrete block in the machine. I didn't think it was that funny, more stupid as any fool would understand what was going to happen.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #498 on: May 07, 2013, 05:27:43 PM »
how good is your washing machine?

extreme test.   ;D
http://www.sol.no/#/klipps/video/2670775/Han_er_apenbart_ikke_fornoyd_med_vaskemaskinen_
I call foul. Since when do washing machines continue running when the door is opened?

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #499 on: May 07, 2013, 06:11:38 PM »
how good is your washing machine?

extreme test.   ;D
http://www.sol.no/#/klipps/video/2670775/Han_er_apenbart_ikke_fornoyd_med_vaskemaskinen_
I call foul. Since when do washing machines continue running when the door is opened?
You aren't supposed to analyze something funny. Just laugh.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #500 on: May 07, 2013, 08:27:40 PM »
 FUN PUNS!
 
*  The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

  *  I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

  *  She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

  *  A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

  *  No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

  *  A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

  *  A grenade thrown into a kitchen in  France  would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

  *  Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

  *  A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

  *  Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  *  Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

  *  Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

  *  I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

  *  A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

  *  The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

  *  The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

  *  A backward poet writes inverse.

  *  In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

  *  If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine .

  *  A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.'

  *  Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

  *  Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

  *  There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.  No pun in ten did!
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #501 on: May 07, 2013, 11:19:46 PM »
how good is your washing machine?

extreme test.   ;D
http://www.sol.no/#/klipps/video/2670775/Han_er_apenbart_ikke_fornoyd_med_vaskemaskinen_
I call foul. Since when do washing machines continue running when the door is opened?
You aren't supposed to analyze something funny. Just laugh.
It's not funny if it was rigged.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #502 on: May 07, 2013, 11:48:43 PM »
  *  Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
So are most weather bureaus ... does that imply they're also atheists?  Hmmm, that could explain a lot ... maybe the powers-that-be (by whatever name) are getting retribution by showing the world that the "forecasters" haven't a clue.  ;)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #503 on: May 08, 2013, 03:25:46 PM »

Subject:  1955

Did  you hear the post office is
thinking  about charging 7 cents just to mail  a letter?

If they raise the minimum  wage to $1.00, nobody
will be able to hire  outside help at the store.

When I first started driving,  who wold have
thought gas would  someday  cost 25 cents a gallon?
Guess we'd be better off  leaving the car in the garage.

I'm afraid to send my kids to  the movies any more.
Ever since they let Clark  Gable get by with saying
DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, 
it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN  in it.

I read the other day where  some scientist thinks
it's possible to put a  man on the moon by the end of the century.
They even  have some  fellows they call astronauts preparing for  it
down in Texas .

Did you see where some  baseball player just signed a contract for  $50,000 a
year just to play ball?  It wouldn't  surprise me if someday they'll be making  more
than the President.

I never thought I'd see the  day all our kitchen appliances would be  electric.
They're even making electric typewriters  now.

It's too bad things are so  tough nowadays. I see where a few married women  are
having to work to make  ends meet.

It won't be long before  young couples are going to have to hire someone  to watch
their kids so they can  both work.

I'm afraid the Volkswagen  car is going to open the door to a whole lot of  foreign
business.

Thank goodness I won't live  to see the day when the Government takes half  our
income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are  electing the best people
to  government.

The fast food restaurant  is convenient for a quick meal, but I seriously  doubt
they will ever catch on.

There is no sense going on short trips anymore for a weekend. It costs  nearly $2.00 a
night to stay in a hotel.

No one can afford to be  sick anymore.
At $15.00 a day in the hospital,  it's too rich for my blood.

If they think I'll pay 30 cents  for a haircut, forget it.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #504 on: May 09, 2013, 02:08:13 AM »
The prices have been constantly increasing over the past few years. Soon the Dollar Store will be called the Two Dollar Store. :(

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #505 on: May 09, 2013, 03:15:04 AM »
The prices have been constantly increasing over the past few years. Soon the Dollar Store will be called the Two Dollar Store. :(
Their plan is to change it to 1 Gold Bullion Store.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #506 on: May 11, 2013, 08:32:13 PM »
Retirement is different for everyone..

One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village.

On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.

On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the better of me and I went inside to talk to the retirement village Administrator, and asked her,
"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," she said, "aren't they darlings? They're retired prostitutes - they're having a yard sale."
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #507 on: May 12, 2013, 05:42:31 PM »
This is soooooo off-topic, that is why I had to post it here: http://thedoghousediaries.com/5053
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #508 on: May 12, 2013, 06:41:53 PM »
Now I had never thought of coffee in this way, make mine a Cappuccino to go. Don't know why there are 4 Expresso ones
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #509 on: May 13, 2013, 07:23:35 AM »
Don't know why there are 4 Expresso ones
There's only one Expresso David, the other three are Espresso.

If you read the last one ( Expresso ) you'll see why ;)