Author Topic: So funny I had to post  (Read 947788 times)

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Dch48

  • Guest
Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #510 on: May 13, 2013, 11:32:05 PM »
New outfits for twins. (I saw this at another forum and copied it)


Offline SpeedyPC

  • Avast Evangelist
  • Massive Poster
  • ***
  • Posts: 3398
  • Avast shall conquer the whole world
Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #511 on: May 21, 2013, 10:58:53 AM »
A man ordered a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly, without any error He got the car and started sending it on errands. He soon became very proud of what the car could do, without mistakes. One day, when he too wasn't able to go out, his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick up the children from school, because she was so tired. The man agreed and said to the car; "Car, go and bring my children from school."

The car went and didn't return within the expected time. They knew something must be wrong. Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive. He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station. As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with a whole load of children. The car parked right in front of them and said; "These are your children,sir". In the car were their Landlady's two daughters, their choir mistress' two sons, his wife's best friend's daughter, their pastor's son and their neighbor's two sons.


The furious Wife shouted; "Don't tell me all these ones are your children?"

Whereupon the man calmly asked her ; "And can you tell me why our children are not in the car?"
Gigabyte 670 LGA1200 Full ATX MB | Intel Core i9-13900 CPU/LGA 1700 | GeForce Nvidia RTX-4070/12GB | 32GB DDR4 | 2 x 1TB Samsung SSD | W11 Home 64bit | Avast Premium v24.3.6108 | Avast SecureLine VPN | Avast Secure Browser | Avast Driver Updater | Avast BreachGuard | Firefox 64bit | MalwareBytes Premium | Adguard Premium | CCleaner Portable | Macrium Reflect | 7-Zip

Offline Pondus

  • Probably Bot
  • ****
  • Posts: 37532
  • Not a avast user
Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #512 on: May 29, 2013, 04:06:46 PM »

Offline SpeedyPC

  • Avast Evangelist
  • Massive Poster
  • ***
  • Posts: 3398
  • Avast shall conquer the whole world
Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #513 on: May 29, 2013, 04:23:39 PM »
one hungry garbage truck

http://www.dbtv.no/?vid=2416589363001

This is very true in Queensland when a $280,000 brand new Harley Davidson motorcycle was crush in a garbage truck about 2 years ago ;D ;D ;D
Gigabyte 670 LGA1200 Full ATX MB | Intel Core i9-13900 CPU/LGA 1700 | GeForce Nvidia RTX-4070/12GB | 32GB DDR4 | 2 x 1TB Samsung SSD | W11 Home 64bit | Avast Premium v24.3.6108 | Avast SecureLine VPN | Avast Secure Browser | Avast Driver Updater | Avast BreachGuard | Firefox 64bit | MalwareBytes Premium | Adguard Premium | CCleaner Portable | Macrium Reflect | 7-Zip

Online CraigB

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Serious Graphoman
  • *****
  • Posts: 11239
  • No support PM's thanks
Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #514 on: May 29, 2013, 06:21:04 PM »
$280,000 brand new Harley Davidson motorcycle
$280,000 :o was it made of gold ??? I think you might have an extra 0 in there by mistake Speedy.

Offline Pondus

  • Probably Bot
  • ****
  • Posts: 37532
  • Not a avast user
Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #515 on: May 29, 2013, 06:53:13 PM »
yea.... australian pricelist here
http://www.gsmc.com.au/pdf/GREAT%20SOUTHERN%20WEB.pdf

top price $37.000
the CVO models will be more ... but i guess not that much
hmm..... i miss my 1983 sportster when i see those pictures.   :'(

Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48562
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v22H2 64bit, 16 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 23.5.6066, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXdeRepair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet

Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48562
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #517 on: June 03, 2013, 06:14:17 PM »
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v22H2 64bit, 16 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 23.5.6066, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXdeRepair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet

Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48562
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #518 on: June 03, 2013, 06:20:21 PM »

How to deal with spam text messages (SMS)
« Last Edit: June 03, 2013, 06:24:44 PM by bob3160 »
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v22H2 64bit, 16 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 23.5.6066, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXdeRepair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet

Offline Omid Farhang

  • Frontend Developer
  • Avast Evangelist
  • Super Poster
  • ***
  • Posts: 1660
  • I wish I could write longer personal text!!
    • Homepage
Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #519 on: June 03, 2013, 08:48:57 PM »

How to deal with spam text messages (SMS)
He is my hero!! HA HA HA HA HA....  ;D
Twitter: OmidFarhangEn - OS: Manjaro KDE

Offline Pondus

  • Probably Bot
  • ****
  • Posts: 37532
  • Not a avast user
Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #520 on: June 03, 2013, 11:25:23 PM »
i can see myself in a german resturant ordering one.......... yea, whatever.   ;D


Germany drops its longest word: Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/10095976/Germany-drops-its-longest-word-Rindfleischetikettierungsuberwachungsaufgabenubertragungsgesetz.html


Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48562
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #521 on: June 04, 2013, 01:18:07 AM »
i can see myself in a german resturant ordering one.......... yea, whatever.   ;D


Germany drops its longest word: Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/10095976/Germany-drops-its-longest-word-Rindfleischetikettierungsuberwachungsaufgabenubertragungsgesetz.html
It is so long that the last part of the word is obliterated by the advertisement. :)  Donnerwetter!
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v22H2 64bit, 16 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 23.5.6066, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXdeRepair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet

Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48562
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #522 on: June 13, 2013, 11:51:41 PM »

WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!
Kevin had shingles..
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this!
Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices
like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Kevin:
Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had.
Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance
number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had...
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete
medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.


A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said,
'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test,
an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait
for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the
nude and asked Kevin what he had.
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v22H2 64bit, 16 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 23.5.6066, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXdeRepair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet

Offline SpeedyPC

  • Avast Evangelist
  • Massive Poster
  • ***
  • Posts: 3398
  • Avast shall conquer the whole world
Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #523 on: June 23, 2013, 03:18:03 PM »






Gigabyte 670 LGA1200 Full ATX MB | Intel Core i9-13900 CPU/LGA 1700 | GeForce Nvidia RTX-4070/12GB | 32GB DDR4 | 2 x 1TB Samsung SSD | W11 Home 64bit | Avast Premium v24.3.6108 | Avast SecureLine VPN | Avast Secure Browser | Avast Driver Updater | Avast BreachGuard | Firefox 64bit | MalwareBytes Premium | Adguard Premium | CCleaner Portable | Macrium Reflect | 7-Zip

Offline schmidthouse

  • VIRUS FREE A Long Time
  • Avast Evangelist
  • Starting Graphoman
  • ***
  • Posts: 7170
  • When you think you know, Think Again
Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #524 on: June 23, 2013, 08:22:56 PM »
yea.... australian pricelist here
http://www.gsmc.com.au/pdf/GREAT%20SOUTHERN%20WEB.pdf

top price $37.000
the CVO models will be more ... but i guess not that much
hmm..... i miss my 1983 sportster when i see those pictures.   :'(

I'm a bit slow on this topic. But just spotted this and I gotta say, I know exactly what you mean!! 8)
Mine was a 1987 FLHS. First year of that particular model and was just heaven on the highway.
Yah, miss it. :-[ ;)

Edit: Prices now in Canada are similar with around 30-35,000.00
« Last Edit: June 23, 2013, 08:24:44 PM by schmidthouse »