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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #600 on: September 06, 2013, 07:41:14 PM »
P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.

Yeap >:( Say something... Like, ... I don't believe it you mistakenly stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake ::)
 

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #601 on: September 06, 2013, 07:47:53 PM »
P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.

Yeap >:( Say something... Like, ... I don't believe it you mistakenly stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake ::)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #602 on: September 06, 2013, 07:48:24 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #603 on: September 06, 2013, 07:51:29 PM »
P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.

Yeap >:( Say something... Like, ... I don't believe it you mistakenly stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake ::)
I don't think there is much you could say since he obviously got caught out cheating ;)

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #604 on: September 07, 2013, 08:51:12 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #605 on: September 07, 2013, 10:40:58 PM »
Good thing that the poor animal is almost certainly not likely to get access to a mirror after it wakes.  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #606 on: September 08, 2013, 06:39:07 AM »
Good thing that the poor animal is almost certainly not likely to get access to a mirror after it wakes.  ;D

Or maybe the poor dog hates being completely white for a change, and decide to allow this kid to give this dog a new colour fur coat like the Woodstock Festival lying down very peaceful smart dog ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #607 on: September 08, 2013, 07:55:19 PM »
Heres a funny Video about driving rules and that it not ever good to respect them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZM3cltz8H4
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #608 on: September 11, 2013, 05:20:19 PM »
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Really funny i have to say. ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #609 on: September 19, 2013, 04:57:26 AM »
The wit of Phyllis Diller...

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab together, without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
 
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
 
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

My great-grandmother had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
 
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
 
You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #610 on: September 19, 2013, 05:07:06 AM »
DIED IN SERVICE

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. 

The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up; stood beside the little boy; and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."
"Good morning. Pastor," he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor, what is this?"

 The  pastor replied, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."

 Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear asked,
"Which service, the 8:00 or the 9:30?"

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #611 on: September 20, 2013, 04:10:31 AM »
Men Taking Up Too Much Space on the Train................................and don't complain or ask why ladies unless you're a male to understand why ;) ;D ;D 8)
http://mentakingup2muchspaceonthetrain.tumblr.com/page/1
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #612 on: September 20, 2013, 06:58:01 PM »
Sorta reminds me of the baby diaper thread over at the Green Brewboard.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #613 on: September 23, 2013, 06:51:08 PM »

The Pharmacist's Morning
Upon  arriving home, a husband was met at the door by
his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted
me terribly this morning on the phone.


I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the
phone."


Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront
the druggist and demand an apology. 
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist
told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it.
 
This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up.
I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car,
just to realize that I'd locked the house with both house and car
keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys."
 
"Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding  ticket.
Later, when I was about three blocks from the store,
I had a flat tire." 
 
"When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were
waiting for me to open up.  I got the store opened  and started
waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was
ringing off the hook ." 
 
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against
the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all
over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to
pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing.
 
When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer,
which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch
of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and
broke." 
 
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and
I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife.
She wanted to  know how to use a rectal thermometer.
 
And believe me, mister,
as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #614 on: October 05, 2013, 12:35:50 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK9zUXEI0lM

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