I'm 99.99% sure I'm not infected. Before the problem started I had formatted, reinstalled Windows XP SP3, updated Windows Updates, then installed Avast 6.0.1289. Everything has been working good except for Avast which has been a thorn in my side on this machine (Dell Dimension 2400). The only thing I installed remotely resembling another antivirus was Malwarebytes, and there's nothing left of it (hidden or otherwise).
Going back and reading some older posts, it seems to be a conflict in the startup process. The odd thing in this case though is it's only a problem after the first update and reboot in the morning. Subsequent updates and reboots go smoothly, but the next day, same thing all over. The Avast service shows that it's "Starting," and it takes about five minutes then it does start on its own. It also creates a new desktop icon like when you run a Repair.
Services.msc reports that the Avast Service depends on "avast! Standard Shield Support." From what I read, this has something to do with the file aswMon2.sys. My system has this file in two locations, System32\Drivers and C:\Program Files\AVAST Software\Avast\Setup\INF.
I think tomorrow after I update I'm gonna start in Safe Mode and see what that does. I'm starting to think it'll be easier to just start the damn thing manually.