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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1905 on: September 21, 2020, 03:22:27 PM »
So, which one is your favorite?
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1906 on: September 21, 2020, 03:48:20 PM »
Home Covid Test

Step 1: Fill a large glass with a 14.5% full bodied red wine

Step 2 : Smell it.
If you cant smell it you possibly have covid
If you can smell it you may be OK
proceed to step 3

Step 3 : Drink the full glass of wine
If you can’t smell or taste it you probably have covid
If you can smell and taste it you are probably OK

I did the test last evening before going to bed and found that I could smell and taste the wine – but the words “probably OK” did not inspire confidence so I did the test several times – I lost count – but there were two empty wine bottles in the kitchen this morning. I have woken with a headache, nausea and feeling really groggy.

I am concerned that I might have covid and to be sure – I will repeat the test this evening.

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1907 on: September 21, 2020, 03:51:02 PM »
Mistreatment

Two blokes are in hospital, laid in beds waiting to go into theatre.

 One says to the other "What you in for"?

The other replies "Endoscopy"

"What's that then"? the first bloke asks.

"They'll send a camera down my throat into my stomach and look for things like ulcers or even cancers, what you in for"? replies the second bloke.

"Camera up my arse" says the first bloke.

"Do you mean a Colonoscopy"? says the second bloke

"Nah", says the first bloke,"The missus caught me taking pictures of the next door neighbour sunbathing nude in her back garden ..