Hmmmm....too much coffee for this one, way too high-strung.
On any other software, a pop-up mentioning Talk like a Pirate Day might be strange.......
But this software is named Avast!.......
.......(you DO get it, right?)
I mean, cmon, what this comes down too, from what I see, is your idea that this is not the place/time/software genre for ANY kind of jokes.
You made that point already, is there something else you needed?