a computer wont execute a file with a MP3 extension. a virus with a ".mp3" filename is harmless as far as i know.
Xenomorph is made from a million pieces of old bubble gum, ha, imagine that
In the summer of 2003 on his way home from an Alice Cooper concert
Xenomorph started to melt onto the sidewalk
It was too hot in LA and
he melted like a pink bitch"Ha ha ha ha ha"
Luckily though there was Eric Phillips, a local crocodile who dabbled in black magic
He took pity on Xenomorph and scraped him of the floor with a pair of fish slices
He poured him into an antique soup ladle and boarded his magic carpet
"Ha ha.."
Destination Alaska
Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Xenomorph
But in his cold blooded reptilian haste he refroze him into to the shape of a hoover
"I wasn't thinking"
Xenomorph wasn't fazed though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits "ha ha. oh"
The Inuits didn't mind, they loved it in Xenomorph's pink tight warm belly pouch, and they refused to come out
Xenomorph said, "I'm cool with that."
And set fire to a posh hammer to make it official
"I appear to be on fire"
The down side was that the Inuits suffocated immediately
It was airtight in there
Xenomorph panicked and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into Eric's crocodile peepers
"After all I did for you. oooh"
The green shape was frozen
After a quick drink Xenomorph stole Eric Phillips magic carpet
And left for Seattle
Xenomorph was racked with guilt, he'd killed 50 Inuits
No-one needs that
He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets and spanners.