This thread is slowly going off-topic.. But anyway, since it's a sensitive topic, let me react to a couple of points made here:
1. ALWIL is not short of cash. In fact, we're growing quite successfully, and we're constantly hiring (this includes the virus lab). However, I can tell you it's not easy to find quality people for the lab -- the problem is that this job requires a very specific skillset and we cannot really expect the new people to know all the tricks - so training them is quite consuming... but I'd say it is improving. Plus we have some other plans on how to improve the process.
2. You might've noticed that some other AV companies do react to virus submissions in a timely fashion, BUT STILL rank in the various AV tests lower than avast. The problem is that we currently handle non-critical stuff
in batches - so the reaction time is quite poor (but the definitions do get added after all). This should change with the new internal system (which I already discussed a couple of times, and which should go online by the end of this year). BTW the topic of judging the criticality of a given sample is another story...
3. The quote of mine (about heuristics) that someone found and posted here is quite amusing - and it is true that I now have to admit that I wasn't quite correct.

4. I keep seeing an increased number of
complaints on the forum (even from the "evangelists") about unacceptable state of the avast virus database - but really, are we dealing with many people who actually got INFECTED running avast? I mean, think about it, avast is today installed on 32+ MILLIONS of machines worldwide, and still you see, from time to time, SINGLE occurences of people getting infected (of course, not all people who get infected go to the forum - but even the number of people contacting directly our tech support department is not too high). I'd say that from this perspective, avast is hugely effective (and I'm not saying this because of some kind of self-esteem but simply as a defense against the complaints). OTOH I'm not trying to say that everything's OK but the situation is not that bad, really.
5. Most of the virus lab guys aren't even aware of the forum. I'll make sure to get them acquinted and to have them monitor the Viruses and Worms category for any future complaints. This forum is a great community and has been very important to our success - and I think you deserve better handling from our side!

Cheers
Vlk