*AT&T virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
*MCI virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT&T virus.
*Politically Correct virus: Never calls itself a “virus”, but instead refers to itself as an “electronic micro organism.”
*Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates and stays resident. It’ll be back.
*Government Economist virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
*New World Order virus: Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.
*Federal Bureaucrat virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
*Texas virus: Makes sure that it’s bigger than any other file.
*Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
*Congressional virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
*Airline virus: You’re in Dallas but your data is in Singapore.
*Freudian virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying to its own motherboard.
*Public Television virus: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.
*Ollie North virus: Causes your printer to become a paper shredder.
*Nike virus: Just does it.
*Sears virus: Your data won’t appear unless you buy new cables, power supply and a set of shocks.
*Congressional virus #2: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn’t allow the user to accomplish anything.
*Imelda Marcos virus: Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up, then subtracts money from your Quicken account and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases through Prodigy.
*Star Trek virus: Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
*Health Care virus: Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.
source:
http://thedirty30sclub.com/blog/tag/funny-jokes-about-computer-virus/