Well lucky you, not everyone is fortunate enough to be in an area where broadband is available. I only fell into that lucky position about 15 months ago.
So it isn't all that long ago I was on dial-up so I still understand the hassles they have to go through. I always consider them when attaching images, optimising/cropping them, etc. to make life easier for dial-up users, unfortunately many have forgotten those hassles and make such no considerations.
For me the price (a one of payment) wasn't so much an issue, but on dial-up the resident protection accompanied with auto updates would have been a pain in the rear. With no incremental update a 5MB update took 15-20 minutes (@ 3 - 4 minutes per MB), so I saw zero point in the pro option paying for something I would effectively be unable to use.
In conclusion I don't care for your smug comment about your not having had dial-up since 2003, it so sums up your general attitude.