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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #120 on: January 25, 2012, 06:39:12 PM »
Just watched it on the TV news.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #121 on: January 27, 2012, 01:52:47 PM »

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #122 on: February 02, 2012, 01:14:13 AM »


It's getting close to our 52nd Wedding Anniversary.

Here's how we decided to celebrate it
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #123 on: February 02, 2012, 01:33:55 AM »
It's getting close to our 52nd Wedding Anniversary.

Congrats Bob & Alice..!! :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #124 on: February 02, 2012, 03:02:14 AM »
It's getting close to our 52nd Wedding Anniversary.

Congrats Bob & Alice..!! :)
Thanks,
It's on March 1, and I'll be Arizona working.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #125 on: February 09, 2012, 01:22:27 PM »
This ought to make us feel better about  our computer skills!
 
Tech  support:    What kind of computer do you have?
Customer:    A  white one...
Tech  support:    Click  on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer:    Your left or my left?
 
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Customer:    Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find  printer'. 
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it..
 
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Tech  support:    What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer:    A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
 
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Customer:   My keyboard  is not working anymore.
Tech  support:   Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer:   No. I can't  get behind the computer.
Tech  support:    Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: !   OK
Tech support:   Did the  keyboard come with you?
Customer:  Yes
Tech support:   That means the keyboard  is not plugged in.
 
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Customer:   I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support:    Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer:   Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech  support:    Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer:   Five dots.
 
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Tech  support:    What  anti-virus program do you use?
Customer:   Netscape.
Tech support:   That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer:   Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
 
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Customer:     I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer,
but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
 
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Tech support:    How may I help you?
Customer:   I'm writing my first email.
Tech support:    OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer:   Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?
 
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This one and the next are our personal favorites!
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support:   Are you running it under windows?
Customer:   'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me
is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
 
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And last but not least!
Tech  support: 'Okay Bob, let's  press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list
in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program  Manager.'
Customer:   I don't have a P.
Tech  support:   On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:   What do you mean?
Tech support:   'P'.....on  your keyboard, Bob.
Customer:   I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #126 on: February 09, 2012, 05:16:04 PM »
Quote
This ought to make us feel better about  our computer skills!
yepp...it did   ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #127 on: February 09, 2012, 07:59:07 PM »
A while back, like in 2000, I was working with a friend in his computer business. We did troubleshooting over the phone at times. My two favorites that i personally encountered were these.

A guy was trying to install a program that was on 3 or 4 3.5 floppies. He called and asked how to do it. I told him to insert the first disc to start the process. He did so and a short time later he says "Now what? it says insert disc 2." I told him to go ahead and do that and then click on okay. Another short time later he says it's not doing anything so I asked if he put the second disk in. He says "Yeah, I did but nothing happened and now they're both stuck in there and I can't get them out."

Another guy was trying to access the context menu and couldn't figure it out. I said, "It's very easy, just right click on the item and the menu should come up". He says, "right click? what do you mean?". I said, "Click the right mouse button". He goes "Right mouse button? I only have one mouse".

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #128 on: February 09, 2012, 11:41:42 PM »
are you freezing, very cold car....here is the soultion...see the video   ;D

http://www.videoportal.sf.tv/video?id=5783b4ce-1a8e-4278-8a0e-82199eecb867

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #129 on: February 09, 2012, 11:59:35 PM »
are you freezing, very cold car....here is the soultion...see the video   ;D

http://www.videoportal.sf.tv/video?id=5783b4ce-1a8e-4278-8a0e-82199eecb867
I'd hate to be the passenger who has to sit ontop of this new "seat"
Would certainly be classified as a "hot seat".  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #130 on: February 10, 2012, 12:53:42 AM »
one big advantage ....it works with the engine off   ;D
« Last Edit: February 10, 2012, 12:57:14 AM by Pondus »

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #131 on: February 10, 2012, 02:08:06 AM »
But they didn't show that it was also the reason for his haircut.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #132 on: February 10, 2012, 10:52:09 AM »
Dedicated to wifes...


Newly married girl....after a year after marriage... she gives a call to her mother.


Girl:U know what mom we had a fight today.

mother:Oh dear! but it happens u know....u have to put up with it.

Girl:OK...now where i should take my husbands body. :o
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #133 on: February 10, 2012, 01:35:02 PM »
Funny AD been removed for misleading
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #134 on: February 10, 2012, 02:10:51 PM »
Hey Speedy,
I thought this was supposed to be funny  not advertisement for competitors ???
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