I have just dried my eyes and picked myself up of the floor, I really thought the cat was going to get it.I was the same, i just about coughed up my coffee all over the computer ;D
God I have just read the 4th paragraph again and ended up in a coughing fit from laughing. I was totally disabled and no need for the tazer.
He should have set up the video first, as this would have been a youtube massive viral hit.I wonder if the pain is worth a repeat performance ???
I'm not online much, if any, Monday-Thursday.Copy and paste works well. :)
I haven't laughed that hard for a long time. My sides are hurting and I have to pee. ;D
Thanks Craig!
ps Is there a link to that. I would love to e-mail it. :)
Done. Thanks. Sent e-mail to my son. :)Copy and paste works well. :)
http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art41491.asp (http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art41491.asp)
WARNING! Don't try this at home New Jet MotorcycleOuch! ;D
He should have set up the video first, as this would have been a youtube massive viral hit.
Hey drhayden1 I didn't know you could smack a dog ;D
(http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt21/Matty_R54321/Cat_slaps.gif)
He should have set up the video first, as this would have been a youtube massive viral hit.
Dave, you can have a friend shoot a video of you shooting yourself with a tazer. ;D
I have just dried my eyes and picked myself up of the floor, I really thought the cat was going to get it.I was the same, i just about coughed up my coffee all over the computer ;D
God I have just read the 4th paragraph again and ended up in a coughing fit from laughing. I was totally disabled and no need for the tazer.
Was it the same one ? it's funny how these popup again after so long but the good one's always hang around :)I have just dried my eyes and picked myself up of the floor, I really thought the cat was going to get it.I was the same, i just about coughed up my coffee all over the computer ;D
God I have just read the 4th paragraph again and ended up in a coughing fit from laughing. I was totally disabled and no need for the tazer.
Guess what, I have just found this in an old email I saved from 2004, so it has certainly done the rounds.
Here goes...
Last weekend I spied something at Larry's Pistol and Pawn that tickled my fancy.
....
....
....
here I sat in my recliner, my dog Molly looking on intently (trusting little soul), reading the directions (that would be me, not Molly), and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh and blood target. I must admit I thought about zapping Molly for a fraction of a second and thought better of it. She is such a sweet doggy, after all.
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What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best. Those of you who know me well have got a pretty good idea of what followed. I'm sitting there alone, Molly looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, "don't do it daddy," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny lil' ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad (sound, rational thinking under the circumstances, wouldn't you agree?).
I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it.
(Note: You know, a bad decision is like hindsight--always twenty-twenty. It is so obvious that it was a bad decision after the fact, even though it seemed so right at the time. Don't ya hate that?) I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and Holy #$@&*%&%#@!! I'm pretty sure that Jessie Ventura ran in through the front door, picked me up out of that recliner, then body slammed me on the carpet over and over again.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them,
you have to turn them on;
@bob3160Me too but for a different reason..... I was reminiscing as to how long it's been since ...... ;D ;DQuoteThe women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them,
you have to turn them on;
Started laughing out loud when I got to this one. ;D
OMG Bob, you've had someone spying on me? :D :D
Too damn cold to be sitting around in my socks ;D
I dont think it is often you find Salmon as road kill ;D
http://www.kval.com/news/local/Road-or-river-Salmon-swim-up-street-134353988.html
LMAO!... ;D Aaaah yes I remember this about 2 years ago when I shot my computer once with a 12 gauge double barrel shot gun because of to many BSOD ;D......I had to blame Bill Gate for my nightmare ;D
Edit: I love this woman when she is so sexy Bob..............please don't tell you're wife about it she know how to kill you're TV ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnT723O5fZg
That reminds of when I was working for Walmart and a guy was trying to return a stereo he claimed was defective and the manager said she wouldn't take it back because there was nothing wrong with it. He stormed out and came back about 30 minutes later with the stereo with a bullet hole in it and said "Okay, it's broken now". She asked what happened and he said he put it on a post and shot it. She took it back and gave him his money and when we asked why she had she said, "If he's crazy enough to shoot a stereo, he's crazy enough to shoot one of us in the parking lot if we don't take it back".
Yes it is.
There are many true Walmart stories.
We could probably start a new forum with all the ones out there.
I have to admit, the recall by Dch48 was funny and got a chuckle from both
Alice and myself. ;D
Hey Bob would you like a heart attack with a 114kg pole dancer ;D http://video.dailytelegraph.com.au/?2174460189Trust who??? ;D. I could tolerate 114 lbs.
The clip is clean trust me ;)
Trust who??? ;D. I could tolerate 114 lbs.
114 kg is like watching a full grown pig doing a pole dance-
Haha i love the reverse skank-ification technology in that first one Speedy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXVK3RteHxc ;D ;D
The People Of WalmartOMG hard to believe people actually go out to the shops like that, we get some ferral's hear but what you guys get over there in the US takes the cake :o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX86viXrV_4
Wal- Mart Gals
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLjnPOSytiI&feature=related
We even had a nude run through of a bunch of kids from the Junior College and it was pretty interesting.@Speedy,
OMG hard to believe people actually go out to the shops like that, we get some ferral's hear but what you guys get over there in the US takes the cake :o
EDIT: Looking at the symbols again, it looks like you always end up with a multiple of 9
Okay you seem to be right about 9 X the first digit. But how does it know what that digit was when you don't enter any data at all? I precalculated everything and did it as fast as possible and it still came up with the right symbol.EDIT: Looking at the symbols again, it looks like you always end up with a multiple of 9
You don't really need to look to the symbols. They are more random than something else. It is more about statistics. How much time an average user would take to calculate the result, depending on the first chosen number.
The result is always 9 times the *tens* digit, no matter the *units*.
EDIT: Looking at the symbols again, it looks like you always end up with a multiple of 9
You don't really need to look to the symbols. They are more random than something else. It is more about statistics. How much time an average user would take to calculate the result, depending on the first chosen number.
The result is always 9 times the *tens* digit, no matter the *units*.
For our friend SpeedyPC ;D
Indian hit song: why this Kolaveri DI:Stop posting usless crap all over the forum >:( you obviously cant read the topic heading as it does state funny ( you youtube clip is not funny ) as well as it being sung in another language and this is an english forum.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR12Z8f1Dh8
Listen to it and enjoy guys! ;D
I am not a KId... ??? ::)You could have fooled me, your forum attitude is very childish.
sorry for that crap i posted.
[the song has english in it its a mix]
I don't usually recommend watching commercials.
This one is the exception:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfWr7JIeNA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfWr7JIeNA)
I don't usually recommend watching commercials.Added: 2 days ago
This one is the exception:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfWr7JIeNA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfWr7JIeNA)
I don't usually recommend watching commercials.Added: 2 days ago
This one is the exception:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfWr7JIeNA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfWr7JIeNA)
From: bob3160
Views: 10,228
I guess a few people must have liked this and passed it along. ;D
I don't usually recommend watching commercials.Added: 2 days ago
This one is the exception:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfWr7JIeNA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HfWr7JIeNA)
From: bob3160
Views: 10,228
I guess a few people must have liked this and passed it along. ;D
This is totally crazy... now up to 23,637
ROFL! What a relief, I thought everything I was going through was part of getting older (66 now). ;)
As a person who long ago suffered from a brain aneurysm, I haven't used that excuse for a long time.Plus a supportive wife that lets you travel a lot.
I do however blame most of my recovery on my computer and this forum for making my brain
work hard at recovery. :)
(I also thank God every day for allowing me continue to enjoy life! :) )
There is a PLUS, she'll get to go with me on the next trip (http://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=78426.msg714840#msg714840).As a person who long ago suffered from a brain aneurysm, I haven't used that excuse for a long time.Plus a supportive wife that lets you travel a lot.
I do however blame most of my recovery on my computer and this forum for making my brain
work hard at recovery. :)
(I also thank God every day for allowing me continue to enjoy life! :) )
LOL. ;DOnly because she hasn't seen what I posted.... ;D ;D ;D
Bob, at least you don't run into any troubles with Alice. ;)
LOL. ;DOnly because she hasn't seen what I posted.... ;D ;D ;D
Bob, at least you don't run into any troubles with Alice. ;)
I would have given him 100%, Or at least 90%+1
It's getting close to our 52nd Wedding Anniversary.
Thanks,It's getting close to our 52nd Wedding Anniversary.
Congrats Bob & Alice..!! :)
This ought to make us feel better about our computer skills!yepp...it did ;D
are you freezing, very cold car....here is the soultion...see the video ;DI'd hate to be the passenger who has to sit ontop of this new "seat"
http://www.videoportal.sf.tv/video?id=5783b4ce-1a8e-4278-8a0e-82199eecb867
Hey Speedy,
I thought this was supposed to be funny not advertisement for competitors ???
but the ad is still there ??? :oHey Speedy,
I thought this was supposed to be funny not advertisement for competitors ???
I know Bob I just got carried away ;)
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Really Bob are you sure you're a good boss or a spoiled brat ;DYou can be a spoiled brat and still be either a good or a bad boss.
The reason I ask is for the problems I have been having with forum permissions and I can't see some things.
nothing there, just space...quote it and you will see...;)
Bob the formatting of your post at Reply #150 above http://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=85679.msg741115#msg741115 (http://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=85679.msg741115#msg741115) appears to be messed up large blank space at the top of the post.David,
Is there meant to be anything in there as it appears blank for about 20 lines before the first line Geometric Logic.
The reason I ask is for the problems I have been having with forum permissions and I can't see some things.
There are other formatting things that have been eliminated and older posts now look like someone
didn't know what they where doing when they originally made their post.
Hi bob3160,
You will soon get the feel with this new forum outlay. It soon will be fitting you like a glove,
polonus
Whilst it takes a little time to get used to, it is a real time saver and now it should cover those missing formatting options in the Reply window.
A sneaky round it is you want a smaller size you could try the Sup or Sub tags as that reduces the size, but places the text up or down on the line.
Note: "Font Size" is back..!! :)But it didn't fix the damage done to all of the old post's that where affected. :(
Note: "Font Size" is back..!! :)But it didn't fix the damage done to all of the old post's that where affected. :(
A sneaky round it is you want a smaller size you could try the Sup or Sub tags as that reduces the size, but places the text up or down on the line.
And how to make it bigger..?? ;)
Wear glasses ;D
A sneaky round it is you want a smaller size you could try the Sup or Sub tags as that reduces the size, but places the text up or down on the line.
And how to make it bigger..?? ;)
Wear glasses ;D
Wear glasses ;D
LOL ;D
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes
velly impotant you read them aloud ;D
http://www.grineflip.dk/funstuff/chinese.htm
OBS: there are two pages ;)
A sneaky round it is you want a smaller size you could try the Sup or Sub tags as that reduces the size, but places the text up or down on the line.
And how to make it bigger..?? ;)
Wear glasses ;D
For those that use the Google Chrome Browser
For those that use the Google Chrome Browser
"If your using Firefox..."
For those that use the Google Chrome Browser
"If your using Firefox..."
Of course ;D ...... And I'm not going to be married with 'Google'
So for me 'NoSquint' is, what I was looking for. ;D
Rising up I wear my 'outdoor'-glasses and if I have to read a newspaper or doing sth. with my PC I wear others.
For those that use the Google Chrome Browser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5y8O_JbXUs)
For those that use the Google Chrome Browser
"If your using Firefox..."
Of course ;D ...... And I'm not going to be married with 'Google'
So for me 'NoSquint' is, what I was looking for. ;D
Rising up I wear my 'outdoor'-glasses and if I have to read a newspaper or doing sth. with my PC I wear others.For those that use the Google Chrome Browser (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5y8O_JbXUs)
I'm actually married to my wife. ;D
That depicts the average people on the bottom and all the politicians on top. ;D
@Pondus: bloody good one I've print it out and keep it when I found a job, and I'll place this at my new office deskyou could try to put it in the job application......as a test....on first page ;D
Pool and Cheese Cake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaIlDPfxtO8)
How is that funny ???i think stupidity is funny.........no!
The older you get....the more difficult is the be updated on new tecnology ;D
How Not to Use an iPad
http://www.marfdrat.net/2012/03/12/how-not-to-use-an-ipad/#.T2RtV-UZmM5
full size movi.file download here http://www.mediafire.com/?t4i4in5bn9t79l2
Not too surprising, some have problems with marfdrat.net, if you can see the amount of scripts and cross site scripting going on in that page
Not too surprising, some have problems with marfdrat.net, if you can see the amount of scripts and cross site scripting going on in that page
Same expression when I visited the site and checked my NoScript for scripts to allow so I could watch it.Not too surprising, some have problems with marfdrat.net, if you can see the amount of scripts and cross site scripting going on in that page
Wow. :o
I just watched it in IE9 with no problems and didn't worry about the scripts. ;)
IE does a very good job of protecting against that with no addons needed. Add to that the script shield of Avast which also works best in IE and I don't think I need to worry.I just watched it in IE9 with no problems and didn't worry about the scripts. ;)
You ought to, as drive by scripts and commonly cross site scripting are how most people get infected.
My comments aren't just for your consumption, but also for others viewing this topic, what you do with your own system is down to you. But to say don't worry about scripts, when they are responsible for much of the malware people get isn't great advice.
Hi bob3160,Polonus,
Yes rather funny. But in earnest these messages and also messages on the Internet about people being away could be read by unfriendly people that could come and visit your premishes while not being invited. There is also a scam site where peolpe could look up their eventual time of death, to only find later that these data were used to commit personal data theft. All real and all dangerous examples that to give away too much information is risky. Better that the answering machine does not reveal where you are hanging out,
polonus
But once in a while I like to pick up the phone anyway and answer "City morgue -- you kill 'em, we chill 'em."
Well she actually did a better job and was far more accurate than iYogi in their videos. The steps she took would probably clean up most of the infections people would get unlike the iYogi videos where the recommended procedures were worthless.
Hi bob3160!
I hope you are not angry about my copying your picture with the yellow boat, 3 girls and the cat (looks like mine 3 colored cat, which now has to ware a collar made of plastic).
Thanks.
HDW38
Hi bob3160!
I hope you are not angry about my copying your picture with the yellow boat, 3 girls and the cat (looks like mine 3 colored cat, which now has to ware a collar made of plastic).
Thanks.
HDW38
Anything in here is available to use as any one sees fit. :)
(http://my.jetscreenshot.com/2701/m_20120401-d1in-56kb.jpg) (http://my.jetscreenshot.com/2701/20120401-d1in-56kb)
Easter Funnys, The Chicken
http://www.terrisfp1.com/holidays/chick.html
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells...
"Supplies!!"
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells...
"Supplies!!"
;D ;D I liked it, but there is no way to translate. Have to be told in English.
Easy when you add the chinese accent ;D
Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells...
"Supplies!!"
;D ;D I liked it, but there is no way to translate. Have to be told in English.
only in America ;DYour totally right there :o ::)
Hey Bob!
Where did you get all that stuff from? You're A Senior Citizen and I'm behind you (or in front of you?)
Greetings.
HDW38
Hey Bob!
Where did you get all that stuff from? You're A Senior Citizen and I'm behind you (or in front of you?)
Greetings.
HDW38
At my age, I'm very careful about who gets behind me..... ;D
Since you know my age and I don't know yours, that's something you'll need to figure out. ;D
Since you know my age and I don't know yours, that's something you'll need to figure out. ;D
Tomorrow you can add 3 to your age. ;D :-X
Since you know my age and I don't know yours, that's something you'll need to figure out. ;D
Tomorrow you can add 3 to your age. ;D :-X
Happy Birthday :)
Sorry but you seem to forget there are young people that visit this forum.... :(??? this is not the 18th century Bob and I really dont see any problems with it, ass and breasts are pretty timid imo and most children hear far worse than that from there own parents or kids at school, technically speaking an "ass" is a cross between a horse and a donkey so there's some educational information iv supplied for the kiddies too ;D
;D ;D Almost makes up for not being young any more -- almost.
Pun for the day:Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I'm also a Gemini so I tend to get in fights with myself and not know which side I should be on.When you fight with yourself, you're always on the loosing side.....
QuoteI'm also a Gemini so I tend to get in fights with myself and not know which side I should be on.When you fight with yourself, you're always on the loosing side.....
Well one side has to win and since both sides are me, I'm a winner ;DQuoteI'm also a Gemini so I tend to get in fights with myself and not know which side I should be on.When you fight with yourself, you're always on the loosing side.....
1. Bangers and mash with friend onions. The word bangers comes from the days of WWII when sausages came so full of water that they went bang. To prick them with a fork would prevent that explosion. That is why they were called bangers as sausages were filled in sheepskin that would explode with a loud bang when cooked and fried long enough. What the Banger Sisters had to do with it, is still a bit unclear to me, but I add that information for folks for which the sixties never seem to end,
2. English mustard is among the strongest around.
Hi Asyn,
Understatement that "Würschtel", Cumberland sausage is half a meter long. Since 2011 it has aPGI status (Protected Geographical Indication),
polonus
ROFL ;DDamn!!!!
Seagull Prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA
ROFL ;D
Seagull Prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suYz5SHFHyA
Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something.
I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself. ;DWhy are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something.
Well, it (luckily) will take some more years, before I can answer here. ;D
I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself. ;DWhy are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something.
Well, it (luckily) will take some more years, before I can answer here. ;D
New Age Tech Support
New Age Tech Support
ROFL ;D
New Age Tech Support
(http://my.jetscreenshot.com/2701/m_20120813-revi-29kb.jpg) (http://my.jetscreenshot.com/2701/20120813-revi-29kb)
Bob is that you're grandson teaching him about computers ;) ;DIt could be my Great Grandson. he's just a little older than this cutie. :) [size=78%] [/size]
Bob's great grandson is probably the E-trade baby.Actually I like meritline.com they have better deals. :)
@ Pondus,
Don't know if you consider these funny, to me they are actually sad.
I feel sorry for the predicament some of these animals are in. :(
It is said, that most of the norwegian men are unhuman (killing wales...)so ...... you think all Norwegian men is whale hunting ::)
Can't say I liked the taste that much,must have been a bad chef then... ;)
QuoteCan't say I liked the taste that much,must have been a bad chef then... ;)
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/427193_372942746108717_1970328366_n.jpg)Not funny, there is nothing wrong with IE9 at all.
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/427193_372942746108717_1970328366_n.jpg)Not funny, there is nothing wrong with IE9 at all.
Hi Essexboy,It renders perfectly in IE10. The alternative to being forced to use IE till you get something else is to not have it installed and not being able to get on line at all.
Infection can be prevented with add-ons like NoScript. However, due to the nature of custom apps in these browsers, I do agree that there is a more open-source and changeable configuration and settings. Since Firefox and Chrome however do allow users to get extentions and add-ons, in which include script protection, the gap in security can be closed quickly.
To add onto my statement, IE9 users would not be able to render this full-fledged CSS3 Animated Page Properly:
http://neography.com/experiment/circles/solarsystem/ (http://neography.com/experiment/circles/solarsystem/)
Which adds onto my theory that IE9 does not support various CSS3 rules.
Furthermore, IE comes pre-installed with all Windows machines. Thus, all users are forced to use Internet Explorer as their first Windows browser. Not fair in the market of browsers, I must say.
Furthermore, IE comes pre-installed with all Windows machines. Thus, all users are forced to use Internet Explorer as their first Windows browser. Not fair in the market of browsers, I must say.
I couldn't care less about those tests since what they are testing for is very rarely, if ever actually used. There also is a high degree of customization within IE and there always has been. IE has "fallen behind" for pie in the sky things on developers' wish lists, people who never know when to leave well enough alone, but not for anything that really matters.(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s720x720/427193_372942746108717_1970328366_n.jpg)Not funny, there is nothing wrong with IE9 at all.
IMO, IE fell behind a long time ago. Its support for javascript is off, its support for html5 is off, and its support for css3 is off. It is also one of the most easiest to exploit, there is no customization, etc.. Try the CSS3Test here --> http://css3test.com/ and tell me if you get a high grade.
Mozilla safe browsing has been hacked and that is an actual part of FF
I have a thread in the virus forum where that has happened
Hi folks,
Please stop this discussion. With browsers it is as with taste, opinions always differ. Use what you comfortable with and use it securely,,,,
polonus
http://youtu.be/9ellJU84egk (http://youtu.be/9ellJU84egk)
If that one didn't get you, try the following:
http://youtu.be/T-55i8n-ZVQ (http://youtu.be/T-55i8n-ZVQ)
There are also farms that raise Ostrich for food. I've never tried it but man, imagine those drumsticks!And what's so funny about that ???
Hi Bob!Not my dog but I'm the agent. How much are you willing to pay..... :D :D :D
Is that your dog? Possibility to rent?
;D ;D ;D
HDW
not sure where i should post this ....
well well here it is .....mother of all boards ;D
http://hacknmod.com/hack/diy-circuit-board-table-decor!/
How Women Burn Calories in France! (http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=yEH4Yum4nN4)
My girlfriend will love this Bob and this will help her burn some calories IF I set this up in my own garage,so sylvester don't chase her ;D
Dog with Chinese NameThat is the biggest Bull Mastiff iv ever seen in my life :o I used to help out with training down at the canine association so iv seen all kinds of dogs but nothing like that, it's sad though that due to his size he'll be lucky to make 6 years :(
Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog.
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Dog For Sale ------Free to good home. Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers,
thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese Street name, Ho Lee Schitt.
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."
The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."
God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."
God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?" The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life
And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best ;D ;D
"You can't come in here without a Thai."Not to worry, we where only Peruvian this place.
holy cow.....i mean oh deer ;D wonder if she is blond ::)I read/watched this one the other day and couldn't believe what i was hearing, she's certainly a few sandwiches short of a picnic ;D or should i say she's got a few Deer loose in the top paddock ;D ;D
Donna, Radio Caller, Wants Deer Crossing Signs Moved So Deer Won't Cross Highways (AUDIO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/19/donna-radio-caller-deer-crossing-sign-complaint_n_1987405.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
So Real it's ScaryThat cool, i love it ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NeXMxuNNlE8
I love this scary trick ;D
So Real it's Scary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NeXMxuNNlE8
I love this scary trick ;D
explaining the offside rule to a woman
I thought that one was good as well :) I'll show that one to my mother, she likes these and always see's the funny side, whenever she used to ask my brother or myself the time we always responded with " clocks on the oven" ;Dexplaining the offside rule to a woman
;D
He he. ::) You do know that is a toupee he is wearing on top of his head. Wonder how much that cost?Probably more than we can afford. ;D
Great answer, Bob. ;DHe he. ::) You do know that is a toupee he is wearing on top of his head. Wonder how much that cost?Probably more than we can afford. ;D
He he. ::) You do know that is a toupee he is wearing on top of his head. Wonder how much that cost?Actually, Trump does not wear a toupee. He has an elaborate combing procedure and his hair is very long.
i liked the one that put his head up in the fan......what the heck was he trying to do. ;D ;D ;D
(http://www.jetScreenshot.com/demo/20121125-450-112kb.jpg)That one is good. I play World of Warcraft and I was trying to save up enough in game gold to buy my first flying mount and the skill to use it. To keep from spending gold, I created another character called ExWife and just sent all my money to her on a regular basis. :)
(http://aka.media.jibjab.com/assets/23/83/59/31/6685y64wJEQAS3DYYwW8yeSQ.jpg) (http://www.jibjab.com/view/WK_xJVE-SqmShO1036Tfvg)That's awesome Bob, totally love it ;D ;D ;D
http://www.jibjab.com/view/WK_xJVE-SqmShO1036Tfvg (http://www.jibjab.com/view/WK_xJVE-SqmShO1036Tfvg)
This is funny. Martial arts baby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oHWvFrpocY
Ways of using you old computer equipment.If you use Google Translate, it can be in any language you like. :)
The page is in norwegian but i guess the pictures speak for itselfe. ;D
http://www.dinside.no/910736/ikke-kast-det-gamle-datautstyret (http://www.dinside.no/910736/ikke-kast-det-gamle-datautstyret)
Or bing toolbar in IE....Ways of using you old computer equipment.If you use Google Translate, it can be in any language you like. :)
The page is in norwegian but i guess the pictures speak for itselfe. ;D
http://www.dinside.no/910736/ikke-kast-det-gamle-datautstyret (http://www.dinside.no/910736/ikke-kast-det-gamle-datautstyret)
ha! Who knew?Or bing toolbar in IE....Ways of using you old computer equipment.If you use Google Translate, it can be in any language you like. :)
The page is in norwegian but i guess the pictures speak for itselfe. ;D
http://www.dinside.no/910736/ikke-kast-det-gamle-datautstyret (http://www.dinside.no/910736/ikke-kast-det-gamle-datautstyret)
You don't even have to use the toolbar to have the "translate with Bing" option available in IE9.You don't need the toolbar to have translate in IE10 either http://www.iegallery.com/Addons/Details/205
can you also get the one click shortcuts to yahoo/gmail log inn?Since I never use the actual sites to get or read my mail, I don't know but the translation feature is available in the right click context menu on any page.
can you also get the one click shortcuts to yahoo/gmail log inn?Not sure but what I do with my Hotmail is first add it to favourites then in internet options/delete browsing history tick the box to preserve favourites website data.
"Due to an operational oversight within Bit9, we failed to install our own product on a handful of computers within our network," Chief Executive Patrick Morley wrote on Bit9's blog
I thought that the 6th floor would state - Sorry all of the merchandise is already married.Or gay ;D but that could also be floor 4 and 5 ;D
World's Worst Burglary Attempt Apparently Caught On Tape In Redding, California (VIDEO)I'd only just watched this on the new's about 30 minutes ago, what a fool.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/28/worlds-worst-burglar-video-redding-_n_2972273.html
Poor Ondrej (Vlk)What is done in avast! stays in avast! :)
https://blog.avast.com/2013/04/02/what-happen-in-avast-stays-in-avast/ (https://blog.avast.com/2013/04/02/what-happen-in-avast-stays-in-avast/)
Loved it nearly wet myself, thanks.
For all budding helpdesk people out there, this is how it is done http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ&feature=youtu.be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQHX-SjgQvQ&feature=youtu.be)This also works with a Google Chrome Book. Just open it and you can read it. If you try it with a Windows Notebook, things are a bit more troublesome.... :)
It just points out that us old timer are still good for other things than passing gas....
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A Samurai sword-wielding Mormon bishop helped a neighbor woman escape a Tuesday morning attack by a man who had been stalking her.
Kent Hendrix woke up Tuesday to his teenage son pounding on his bedroom door and telling him somebody was being mugged in front of their house. The 47-year-old father of six rushed out the door and grabbed the weapon closest to him — a 29-inch high carbon steel Samurai sword.
He came upon what he describes as a melee between a woman and a man. His son stayed inside to call 911 while he approached the man along with other neighbors who came to help. The martial arts instructor didn't hesitate in drawing the sword and yelling at him to get on the ground.
"His eyes got as big as saucers and he kind of gasped and jumped back," Hendrix said by phone Tuesday afternoon. "He's probably never had anyone draw a sword on him before."
The man ran down the street with the barefoot Hendrix and others in pursuit. Hendrix said he couldn't catch the man before he fled in his car, but he picked up ChapStick that the man dropped and memorized his license plate.
"I yelled at him, 'I've got your DNA and I've got your license plate: You are so done,'" Hendrix said.
The suspect, 37-year-old Grant Eggersten, turned himself in to police an hour later, said Unified Police Lt. Justin Hoyal. He was booked on charges of robbery, attempted burglary, trespassing and violation of a stalking injunction.
Hendrix, a pharmaceutical statistician, was one of several neighbors who came to the woman's aid after she began yelling for help, Hoyal said.
The incident began just after 7 a.m. when the 35-year-old woman came out of her front door, Hoyal said. Eggersten was hiding behind her carport and attacked her, knocking her to the ground, Hoyal said.
He took her keys and tried to open the door into her house, Hoyal said. That's when the woman ran down the street calling for help.
The woman did the right thing by fighting back and calling for help, Hoyal said. She suffered minor injuries.
Hendrix, a bishop in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, said it was the first time in 30 years of practicing martial arts that he's used the sword. He didn't swing it at the man, only showing him he had it.
He said he's proud of his 14-year-old son for alerting him and quickly calling 911. He said the family is still abuzz about the events.
"That kind of thing doesn't happen every day," Hendrix said. "Our neighborhood is a pretty quiet place."
A fourth-degree black belt in the Kishindo form of martial arts, Hendrix owns a collection of swords and weapons that he trains with, said his wife, Suzanne Hendrix. He has trained with the sword he used Tuesday for 20 years and keeps it by his bed.
"Some people have bats they go to," said Hendrix. "I have my sword."
First day in a new job.... see videoAnd maybe his last! :D
http://ipad.kjendis.no/2013/04/23/kjendis/nyhetsanker/a_j_clemente/kfyrtv/north_dakota/26808659/
T-shirts for plummers
http://www.boredpanda.com/butt-crack-cleavage-t-shirt/
how good is your washing machine?
extreme test. ;D
http://www.sol.no/#/klipps/video/2670775/Han_er_apenbart_ikke_fornoyd_med_vaskemaskinen_
how good is your washing machine?
extreme test. ;D
http://www.sol.no/#/klipps/video/2670775/Han_er_apenbart_ikke_fornoyd_med_vaskemaskinen_
how good is your washing machine?I call foul. Since when do washing machines continue running when the door is opened?
extreme test. ;D
http://www.sol.no/#/klipps/video/2670775/Han_er_apenbart_ikke_fornoyd_med_vaskemaskinen_
You aren't supposed to analyze something funny. Just laugh.how good is your washing machine?I call foul. Since when do washing machines continue running when the door is opened?
extreme test. ;D
http://www.sol.no/#/klipps/video/2670775/Han_er_apenbart_ikke_fornoyd_med_vaskemaskinen_ (http://www.sol.no/#/klipps/video/2670775/Han_er_apenbart_ikke_fornoyd_med_vaskemaskinen_)
It's not funny if it was rigged.You aren't supposed to analyze something funny. Just laugh.how good is your washing machine?I call foul. Since when do washing machines continue running when the door is opened?
extreme test. ;D
http://www.sol.no/#/klipps/video/2670775/Han_er_apenbart_ikke_fornoyd_med_vaskemaskinen_ (http://www.sol.no/#/klipps/video/2670775/Han_er_apenbart_ikke_fornoyd_med_vaskemaskinen_)
* Atheism is a non-prophet organization.So are most weather bureaus ... does that imply they're also atheists? Hmmm, that could explain a lot ... maybe the powers-that-be (by whatever name) are getting retribution by showing the world that the "forecasters" haven't a clue. ;)
The prices have been constantly increasing over the past few years. Soon the Dollar Store will be called the Two Dollar Store. :(Their plan is to change it to 1 Gold Bullion Store.
Don't know why there are 4 Expresso onesThere's only one Expresso David, the other three are Espresso.
one hungry garbage truck
http://www.dbtv.no/?vid=2416589363001
$280,000 brand new Harley Davidson motorcycle$280,000 :o was it made of gold ??? I think you might have an extra 0 in there by mistake Speedy.
He is my hero!! HA HA HA HA HA.... ;D
How to deal with spam text messages (SMS)
i can see myself in a german resturant ordering one.......... yea, whatever. ;DIt is so long that the last part of the word is obliterated by the advertisement. :) Donnerwetter!
Germany drops its longest word: Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/10095976/Germany-drops-its-longest-word-Rindfleischetikettierungsuberwachungsaufgabenubertragungsgesetz.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/10095976/Germany-drops-its-longest-word-Rindfleischetikettierungsuberwachungsaufgabenubertragungsgesetz.html)
yea.... australian pricelist here
http://www.gsmc.com.au/pdf/GREAT%20SOUTHERN%20WEB.pdf
top price $37.000
the CVO models will be more ... but i guess not that much
hmm..... i miss my 1983 sportster when i see those pictures. :'(
If Pigs could fly. ;DFor the sharks over here in Australia that would be as close as you could get to meals on wheels ;D
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1350337/The-happy-pigs-love-swim-Caribbean-telling-porkies.html
nothing funny, but interestingWe have an "Interesting (http://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=28748.0)" thread. :)
what home looks like from faaaaaar away..... click pictures for full size
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/whycassini/cassini20130722.html#.Ue7Zc8saySM (http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/cassini/whycassini/cassini20130722.html#.Ue7Zc8saySM)
how to offload your cargo. ;D
http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=relmfu&v=TtEFvIzo1OE
WorkSafe here in Australia would have a field day with that ;D quite ingenious though and saves money on time and labour for unloading :)how to offload your cargo. ;D
http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=relmfu&v=TtEFvIzo1OE
God Crikey :o :o and I'll bet these Taiwanese drivers can't even unload reinforcing steel bars off the truck using the same idea, because the weight would be double load when trying to unload a bamboo quicker like a boss ;D ;D ;D
It's not funny as the topic title would suggest but amazing to watch :)
Sagging pants banned in US town ;DIf only all the younger generations knew where the exposed boxer shorts originated it might make them think twice, It originated in the prison systems as a means to display that one was available for the other homosexuals, with that information I certainly would be pulling my pants up ;D
http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/sagging-pants-banned-in-us-town-20130716-2q18b.html
If only all the younger generations knew where the exposed boxer shorts originated it might make them think twice, It originated in the prison systems as a means to display that one was available for the other homosexuals, with that information I certainly would be pulling my pants up ;D
Scared of flying ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFrf8vJp5MA
yea, i have had a helicopter tour also, was at work on some remote power plant up on a mountain and we used a Eurocopter AS350. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurocopter_AS350Just amazing flying with the Red Bull. Impressive flying skills by the pilot. Only way to to a rollover I can see is to zero the pitch of the four blades that support the weight of the entire aircraft when upside down, as I see nil loss in altitude at that point. Airbag, anyone?
but he did not do any tricks, still fun
Red Bull helicopter here doing some amazing tricks. http://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=related&v=uYbx5H5e9Es
I hate flying, especially the takeoffs and landings. I'm white knuckled the whole time and can't sleep or even read anything. Helicopters are even worse, they tilt over and you look out and there are no wings.
It's always the landing that will get you
It's always the landing that will get youI think you meant: It's always the (uncontrolled) landings that will get you. :)
After clocking up 3500 hours in helicopters that looked like fun to me :)
so now there are Ducks on Mars....
http://wwwwakeupamericans-spree.blogspot.it/2013/08/duck-like-creature-found-on-mars-by.html#.Ug9B8ssaySO
if it walks like a Duck and...... ;D
Now, I wonder what he was thinking at that moment? :DI don't think we would be able to say on the forum what he would have been thinking ;D
;D Yep ;)Now, I wonder what he was thinking at that moment? :DI don't think we would be able to say on the forum what he would have been thinking ;D
he is thinking .... will this be a belly flop. ;DHow about...Uh-Oh!
I think the bull singing at that moment "I believe I can fly ..." :Dhe is thinking .... will this be a belly flop. ;DHow about...Uh-Oh!
Or...Whoops!
Now, I wonder what he was thinking at that moment? :DI don't think we would be able to say on the forum what he would have been thinking ;D
Introducing a brand new way to share everything:D
-> http://getprsm.com/ ;D 8)
Unfortunately, nothing new, but compiling everything into one website is. Should be an eye opener for some out there. ;)Introducing a brand new way to share everything:D
-> http://getprsm.com/ ;D 8)
Tuff Guy ;D
Spring Shot Screamer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACMdMZvQ3Yo&feature=c4-overview&list=UUe_4gfG25DHcljUPzyS2_rQ
Screamer is definitely an understatement, he must be pretty embarrassed I would think being that his partner was cool calm and collected and he sooked like a child.Tuff Guy ;D
Spring Shot Screamer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACMdMZvQ3Yo&feature=c4-overview&list=UUe_4gfG25DHcljUPzyS2_rQ
That tuff guy is a real fat baby screamer against her girlfriend sit beside her and he's not man enough against a woman for a Spring Shot ride, he really need to wear a bloody nappy for a baby ;D it's good to see that she is much stronger than him for a Spring Shot ride ;)...........Man! I can't stop laughing so hard when I saw the look on his face :o :o
Screamer is definitely an understatement, he must be pretty embarrassed I would think being that his partner was cool calm and collected and he sooked like a child.Tuff Guy ;D
Spring Shot Screamer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACMdMZvQ3Yo&feature=c4-overview&list=UUe_4gfG25DHcljUPzyS2_rQ
That tuff guy is a real fat baby screamer against her girlfriend sit beside her and he's not man enough against a woman for a Spring Shot ride, he really need to wear a bloody nappy for a baby ;D it's good to see that she is much stronger than him for a Spring Shot ride ;)...........Man! I can't stop laughing so hard when I saw the look on his face :o :o
The First Honest Cable Company:D there is a truth behind this ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0ilMx7k7mso
Bad idea to drive down that road.................... ;DKids have no fear. Their parents make up for that.....
(http://my.jetscreenshot.com/2701/m_20130831-sdd2-24kb.jpg) (http://my.jetscreenshot.com/2701/20130831-sdd2-24kb)I would have pushed my go-cart miles to find a hill like that when I was younger, especially with the nice launch into the drink at the end.
That kid is smart. He is hiding behind the camara ;D
And you thought that all you had to worry about was a virus.....
(http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1378332195095-41504.png)
Lunch
(http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1378459618676-11372.png)
P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.
P. S. Payback is a bitch........P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.
Yeap >:( Say something... Like, ... I don't believe it you mistakenly stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake ::)
I don't think there is much you could say since he obviously got caught out cheating ;)P.S. Your girlfriend phoned.
Yeap >:( Say something... Like, ... I don't believe it you mistakenly stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake ::)
Good thing that the poor animal is almost certainly not likely to get access to a mirror after it wakes. ;D
SamsungI was initially thinking that is the fattest bear I have ever seen :o then he stood up and undressed ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxEIe-FCoKM
SamsungI was initially thinking that is the fattest bear I have ever seen :o then he stood up and undressed ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxEIe-FCoKM
funerals can be expensive.... so then DIY ;D
THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC,ROFL :D
PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN RECENT YEARS.
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary............
It means 75% are running around untreated.
(now you can throw rocks at me).
see Garfield in action.Puss forgot his snow shoes ;D
No, not that. It's puss 'n boots here in Americas and seems he forgot those. Funny. ;)see Garfield in action.Puss forgot his snow shoes ;D
For all my Friends in Colorado and Any One Else looking to buy some legal WeedThe main singer bares a strong resemblance to you Bob ;D
For all my Friends in Colorado and Any One Else looking to buy some legal WeedThe main singer bares a strong resemblance to you Bob ;D
I guess it is a half-breed :-);D ;D ;D
Even if you don't drink Coffee,
(http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1389285488752-93546.png)
You still need a Coffee Maker
OT: It's not really funny because 'GOD Crikey' I love the Holden V8 chainsaw is an Aussie muscle axe ;D :o :o :o :o :oSomeone doesn't no their aussie motors, there's no such thing as a 4.1 Ltr - it's a 4.2 Ltr ( 253 Cubic inch ) then there is the 5 Ltr ( 308 Cubic inch )
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6wG9ZJYDR8
PS. You better stay out of trouble and don't mess with Speedy otherwise I'll used the Holden V8 Aussie chainsaw on you ;D ;)
Are you haven't a bad day Bob for paying iPhone, iPod & iPad to your grand kids ;D ;DNot really. I actually had a very good day out on the golf course. All work and no play.....
Not really. I actually had a very good day out on the golf course. All work and no play.....
That's my kind of golf course, flat, no water, few trees. :-)Are you haven't a bad day Bob for paying iPhone, iPod & iPad to your grand kids ;D ;DNot really. I actually had a very good day out on the golf course. All work and no play.....
(http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1389482021872-35983.png)
Isleta Golf Course about 45 min. from my home. :)
Devil baby attack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUKMUZ4tlJg
Devil baby attack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUKMUZ4tlJg
Saw this on my Facebook wall, was funny to watch since you knew it was fake.
not sure what topic that is best suited for this ;D
well here it is .... apps for cats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw_5Z9r0420
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKzRoBa0Fqg
A Ukrainian friend asked if this was a good site for helping their teenage daughter to learn English ......Rofl! The text (in English) accompanying the pix are often hysterically funny.
For anyone that remembers the "Ladybird" books used to teach kids to read , this will be a treat.
>>>> http://begin-english.ru/blog/police <<<<<
( There are lots of funny pictures on the site too.)
A Ukrainian friend asked if this was a good site for helping their teenage daughter to learn English ......Rofl! The text (in English) accompanying the pix are often hysterically funny.
For anyone that remembers the "Ladybird" books used to teach kids to read , this will be a treat.
>>>> http://begin-english.ru/blog/police <<<<<
( There are lots of funny pictures on the site too.)
I heard the authors of Angry Birds are not happy either.not sure what topic that is best suited for this ;D
well here it is .... apps for cats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw_5Z9r0420
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKzRoBa0Fqg
Pondus please don't train all the little kitten to kill all my friends ;D ;)
Hi Para-Noid,
Never knew you were fluent in Russian :D
The pictures are like those in my Dutch schoolbooks from the fifties...
pol
There are quite a few of us on this Forum that share that expertise. :)Hi Para-Noid,
Never knew you were fluent in Russian :D
The pictures are like those in my Dutch schoolbooks from the fifties...
pol
I'm not. I'm fluent in Google Translate. ;D
Happy Australia Day Buddy ;DHappy Australia day to you too mate :)
Americans are not too good at European geography
http://www.boredpanda.com/americans-place-european-countries-on-map/
I like that one Bob, sounds just like my grandfather ;D
never rule out the PICNIC factor (Problem In Chair Not In Computer)
Seen on another forum today :This is one of those members who qualifies for this award:Quotenever rule out the PICNIC factor (Problem In Chair Not In Computer)
Wow Para-Noid, you're really full of it today........ ;D ;D
I swear I have stomach ache from all the laughter. ;DMy wife didn't think is was very funny. :)
Thanks to G. Relles over at my psoriasis group for posting this one:You can also hope that the Camels digestive system isn't working well so you can glue the head back on......
I swear I have stomach ache from all the laughter. ;DMy wife didn't think is was very funny. :)
I swear I have stomach ache from all the laughter. ;DMy wife didn't think is was very funny. :)
No, it's funny!
Ever gone Bowling with a "Headache"? ;D ;D
Envision a "reply to all" situation. ;) ;DAlways use BCC it gets you into less trouble... :)
Do you wonder what Bob3160 does when he is not here. ;D
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=19wYCVGJBcM
That was me in my younger days when I still had some hair on my head that's actually visible.....Do you wonder what Bob3160 does when he is not here. ;D
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=19wYCVGJBcM (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=19wYCVGJBcM)
Excellent, busting my sides laughing.
Do you wonder what Bob3160 does when he is not here. ;D
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=19wYCVGJBcM
Excellent, busting my sides laughing.
Hassling out little old ladies Bob! your a hell raiser ;DAttend a Live Presentation (http://goo.gl/rNRnY) and you'll find out just how much of a hell raiser... :)
I could just imagine you all sitting around after one of you presentations - medicinal coffee cakes for all ;D ;)Hassling out little old ladies Bob! your a hell raiser ;DAttend a Live Presentation (http://goo.gl/rNRnY) and you'll find out just how much of a hell raiser... :)
You forgot about the Medicinal Ice Cream and the Medicinal Late. :)I could just imagine you all sitting around after one of you presentations - medicinal coffee cakes for all ;D ;)Hassling out little old ladies Bob! your a hell raiser ;DAttend a Live Presentation (http://goo.gl/rNRnY) and you'll find out just how much of a hell raiser... :)
Does someone need this? :)Not really. We celebrate or 54th Anniversary on 3/1/2014.
Saw this one on yahoo, I won't say what it is to spoil it, but it is very clean, as can bee seen in the title.He's very relaxed :) it would make a good ad for a day spa.
I hope it isn't geo blocked.
Bob is doing it again.....streets of terror ;DThose 100cc go-cart engines go quite well with a change down in gear ratios.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wc8yZD06yE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OG8pAAZW6FE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0KvMTFxyvw
I hope your grand kids don't see what you've been up to in your time off Bob ;DTime off is almost over. 6:00 AM next Wed. I'll be leaving for Fla.
Dog bath ;DVery entertaining ;D
Ah...the good old days...Or...remember when?Nice. They should have asked an expert who was born in the '40's :D 8) :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkuirEweZvM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkuirEweZvM)
My car is a '94 Saturn and it has a cassette player that still works.And you still have cassettes :o I haven't seen a cassette for at least 15-20 years.
My car is a '94 Saturn and it has a cassette player that still works.And you still have cassettes :o I haven't seen a cassette for at least 15-20 years.
Well, I (too) have a huge collection and have cassette players in two of my cars.I don't even have a cd player in my cars, it's all WiFi - Bluetooth and USB nowdays.
I've to admit that I just love this old low tech stuff... 8)
Yes I have cassettes and my stereo can convert CD's to cassettes.My car is a '94 Saturn and it has a cassette player that still works.And you still have cassettes :o I haven't seen a cassette for at least 15-20 years.
Yes I have cassettes and my stereo can convert CD's to cassettes.Why would anyone want to do that ??? you loose so much audio quality, I don't see the point in going backwards.
So you can have the music in your car which only has a cassette player. I actually don't notice a difference in quality on the stereo between the CD and a freshly recorded cassette. As cassettes age, they lose some treble response due to residual magnetism on the tape head but that's not really much of an issue on a car stereo where you turn the treble down anyway.Yes I have cassettes and my stereo can convert CD's to cassettes.Why would anyone want to do that ??? you loose so much audio quality, I don't see the point in going backwards.
You talk about going backwards. You know of course that many people have moved back to vinyl records because they consider them superior to CD's.The old purists maybe revert or stay with LP's but I certainly wouldn't switch back, there are many improvements in sound quality on cd's if they are good productions but unless you have a good ear and good sound equipment then your not going to hear the benefits anyway.
Like this ;)Yep that's the one, try fitting that in your car dash ;D
I didn't realize this was a discussion thread ??? :)It isn't, it's the so funny I had to post topic but I see a lot of posts here that don't qualify as funny either ;)
I didn't realize this was a discussion thread ??? :)
Off Topic in the Off Topic thread: Yes, I've even used my grandfathers a long time ago. :)I didn't realize this was a discussion thread ??? :)
Might not be funny but we sure are having fun. ;D
Besides we don't have any other "off topic" board.
I can't resist...Bob, do you remember the old gramophone? ;D ;) ;D
I was trying to be a smart a##.I know. :)
(http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1394707653420-48075.png)I just saw this in a notice I received from cracked.com
Since I'm currently in Florida, I can attest to the accuracy of this little notice!
They are going back to vinyl because it has been shown (with the right equipment) to have superior sound quality over CD or any digital means of recording. It has nothing to do with being a purist.You talk about going backwards. You know of course that many people have moved back to vinyl records because they consider them superior to CD's.The old purists maybe revert or stay with LP's but I certainly wouldn't switch back, there are many improvements in sound quality on cd's if they are good productions but unless you have a good ear and good sound equipment then your not going to hear the benefits anyway.
My grandfather thought his old gramophone sounded better than any of the modern stuff today but he also had 70% hearing loss :)
They are going back to vinyl because it has been shown (with the right equipment) to have superior sound quality over CD or any digital means of recording. It has nothing to do with being a purist.I have the right equipment ( Bergmann Audio Sleipner turntable/ Yamaha RX-A3010 9.2 Channel Receiver/ Bower & Wilkins 800 Series Diamond Speakers ) and I can tell you now that some LP's may be good but not as good as well produced cds and that's comparing with quadraphonic albums, straight off the bat cd's don't produce static which is quite obvious when listening to LP's.
My last post on this subject. Read the article at http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/question487.htmThere are enough arguments going on in the comments of that webpage, lets leave it there :)
Midnight has you blocked Pondus so she wont even see your posts ;):'( ;D
Not sure what section this should be in....new software or funny....it is bothCute! lol Too bad most of the app's features are directed at mobile devices -- I'm probably the last person in the universe without one.
At last a honest weather app Authentic Weather
be warned -midnight this is not for you so dont click this link ;D http://authenticweather.com
All you married one have probably experinced the wife buying all these scented candles......Those things always make me choke. I can't stand them.
Well here is the man version Stinky Candles ;D http://stinkycandlecompany.com
Click for free screen cleaning http://www.formation-massage-stage.fr/outils/nettoyeurecran/cleanscreen.swf;D
Click for free screen cleaning http://www.formation-massage-stage.fr/outils/nettoyeurecran/cleanscreen.swf
I'm certain I have seen this before, I think Bob posted it, but its still good.Yes it's done to rounds before, I received it today in an email so it ended up here "again" :)
Quite a few yeas ago in the official Off-Topic section. :)Click for free screen cleaning http://www.formation-massage-stage.fr/outils/nettoyeurecran/cleanscreen.swf (http://www.formation-massage-stage.fr/outils/nettoyeurecran/cleanscreen.swf)
I'm certain I have seen this before, I think Bob posted it, but its still good.
I was going through some old books and found an old paperback with some real classified ads.There are more:
For Sale: 1985 Camaro, red, 68,00 miles runs good. Needs engine.
Men wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be able to travel.
For Sale: Parachute, never opened, used once.
"Stock up and save. Limit one"
Three year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Found: Scraggly white dog. Looks like a rat. There better be a reward.
Dinner Special
Turkey $2.35
Chicken $2.25
Children $2.00
Front wheel drive only http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaM-xXgl4Bs
I just got back from a little walk in the sun and underway I saw this.Maybe for our local Cuckoo ;)
I wonder for what kind of bird that food is...
I made it!I go back to 1940 but can relate to everything in this video.
Funny video about being a kid in the 50's, 60's, 70's and early 80's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jitw0tZsEm0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jitw0tZsEm0)
I made it!
Funny video about being a kid in the 50's, 60's, 70's and early 80's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jitw0tZsEm0
I made it!
Funny video about being a kid in the 50's, 60's, 70's and early 80's.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jitw0tZsEm0
It's funny. Watch the whole video.Nice love it ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNM0ENUCO5I
Spotted in a yard in Big Bear Lake, CA (http://my.jetscreenshot.com/2701/m_20111007-ruqr-87kb.jpg)
(http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1399112512494-98301.png)
I can thank Avast for the opportunity to take this picture.
It is only because I travel to these nice places to do Security Presentations on behalf
of Avast that made taking this picture possible.
The owner of this property does use avast! to keep their computer safe. :)
That's one place I won't walk my dog. ;DWalking is OK. :)
Only in America http://www.skynews.com.au/news/offbeat/2014/05/07/man-s-court-battle-to-marry-his-laptop.html
Since Marriage is no longer just between a Man and a Woman,Personally I think the views on freedom should be retracted back just far enough to bring ethics and morality out of the mud at the bottom of that slippery slope, every time one more of these freaks gets their very strange views and fetishes past in some court the further we slip away from decent human beings.
why can't you marry your Computer or anything else for that matter ???
This can be considered either freedom or, a slippery slope. :)
As someone who's been married to the same woman for over 54 years, my views are self evident.Since Marriage is no longer just between a Man and a Woman,Personally I think the views on freedom should be retracted back just far enough to bring ethics and morality out of the mud at the bottom of that slippery slope, every time one more of these freaks gets their very strange views and fetishes past in some court the further we slip away from decent human beings.
why can't you marry your Computer or anything else for that matter ???
This can be considered either freedom or, a slippery slope. :)
Since Marriage is no longer just between a Man and a Woman,It still is in many places. Thank God.
(http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1399160438003-79875.png)
Ball Point Pens:
When NASA started sending astronauts into space,
They quickly discovered that ball-point pens would
Not work in zero gravity.
To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a
Decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes
In zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface
Including glass and at temperatures ranging from
Below freezing to over 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them. :)
A few years ago some nitwit wanted to marry a donkey...really.
Yes, sadly, he was an American too.
It's great to be an American. ;D ::) ;D
Myth or not, it's still a commentary on how governments waste money on things and it's funny. It's like the infamous hammer and toilet seat incidences.
Myth or not, it's still a commentary on how governments waste money on things and it's funny. It's like the infamous hammer and toilet seat incidences.
effective wood chopping ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5WO9nulOXcAussie made and proud ;D
you need one like that in your backyard ;Deffective wood chopping ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5WO9nulOXcAussie made and proud ;D
I could, I have a few of those engines sitting around for spare parts, I've got a spare 510ci sitting here to ;Dyou need one like that in your backyard ;Deffective wood chopping ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5WO9nulOXcAussie made and proud ;D
A few years ago some nitwit wanted to marry a donkey...really.
Yes, sadly, he was an American too.
It's great to be an American. ;D ::) ;D
Could this be the same man? I hope there aren't two. :-\
Carlos Romero Donkey Sex (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tag/carlos-romero-donkey-sex)
PS: The donkey's name is Doodle.
Are some people forgetting the topic of this thread ???Myth or not, it's still a commentary on how governments waste money on things and it's funny. It's like the infamous hammer and toilet seat incidences.
It's more a commentary on how governments don't waste money but how idiots like you will repeat stories like this even when they aren't true because they fit your idea of what you would like to believe is true, now isn't it really?
HATE it when this happens!
A man from Kuala Lumpur tells his wife that he has a business appointment in Beijing for the weekend.
He informs her that he will fly on Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.
Now ......... He's been stuck for 5 weeks in his girlfriend’s house and doesn't have the faintest idea how to go home ...(Not verified in Snopes... :) )
Happy to find out that I'm keeping you busy. :)
HATE it when this happens!
A man from Kuala Lumpur tells his wife that he has a business appointment in Beijing for the weekend.
He informs her that he will fly on Malaysia Airlines flight MH370.
Now ......... He's been stuck for 5 weeks in his girlfriend’s house and doesn't have the faintest idea how to go home ...(Not verified in Snopes... :) )
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/adultery.asp (http://www.snopes.com/rumors/adultery.asp)
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So he was diddling doodle then.
And your posts are a running commentary on how rude, confrontational, and full of self importance you are. Nobody but Frank has a valid opinion on anything. I'm sick of it and I can't be the only one.Myth or not, it's still a commentary on how governments waste money on things and it's funny. It's like the infamous hammer and toilet seat incidences.
It's more a commentary on how governments don't waste money but how idiots like you will repeat stories like this even when they aren't true because they fit your idea of what you would like to believe is true, now isn't it really?
And your posts are a running commentary on how rude, confrontational, and full of self importance you are. Nobody but Frank has a valid opinion on anything. I'm sick of it and I can't be the only one.Myth or not, it's still a commentary on how governments waste money on things and it's funny. It's like the infamous hammer and toilet seat incidences.
It's more a commentary on how governments don't waste money but how idiots like you will repeat stories like this even when they aren't true because they fit your idea of what you would like to believe is true, now isn't it really?
It is a commentary on Governments wasting money even if not entirely factual because events just like it have happened in the past and are the reason why people would tend to believe the story.
Making sure that facts are correct when what's being posted requires accuracy is very important.Exactly. If it had been presented by Jimmy Fallon, as a joke, it would be funny because as I said, things like it have actually happened before. Seeing that it was posted in a thread dedicated to humor, it's truthfulness really doesn't matter.
Receiving a notice to correct any errors in such a post is certainly expected and appreciated. :)
The facts, nothing but the facts!
In this thread, humor is important and facts are secondary.
The jokes, nothing but the jokes! :)
That dog is in need of euthanizing, totally unprovoked attack :o
Same in Australia though a prison sentence would depend on the responsibility of the owner and whether he knowingly let the dog out to roam.That dog is in need of euthanizing, totally unprovoked attack :o
In the UK, the dog would be seized by police and put to sleep, the owner would get a prison sentence.
Bad Kangaroo ;D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81szj1vpEu8The golf player part I've seen somewhere before!!! see 55 seconds in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVjk5f82nIg
watch to the end .... the golf player is realy funny
If they aren't funny, then they don't belong in the Funny topic. :)
Luis "Dracula" Suarez
Pictures say it all
http://www.aftenposten.no/100Sport/mesterskap/Twitter-flommer-over-av-Suarez-vitser-443934_1.snd#.U6s5F-GhzbU
seems North Korea is on its way to win fotball VM ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJoRZOK18Fg
re the video, it's lies, %$*! lies! and.... Not smart at all. ;)seems North Korea is on its way to win fotball VM ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJoRZOK18Fg
Nah, they already won it according to some media news ;D
How they can hope to foll all of the people all of the time.
re the video, it's lies, %$*! lies! and.... Not smart at all. ;)seems North Korea is on its way to win fotball VM ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJoRZOK18Fg
Nah, they already won it according to some media news ;D
How they can hope to foll all of the people all of the time.
Original World Cup trophy was estimated to be worth over ten million dollars, as it was 75% 18K gold, stolen, recovered, and stolen once again, and never found. So their new replica is not allowed to go home to Germany, and a fake one goes with the team instead. The new replica stays with FIFA and is closely guarded 24/7.re the video, it's lies, %$*! lies! and.... Not smart at all. ;)seems North Korea is on its way to win fotball VM ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJoRZOK18Fg
Nah, they already won it according to some media news ;D
How they can hope to foll all of the people all of the time.
Not at all smart, but it says a lot about the man. Thinking that he/they can get away with it, with all of their internet controls in place. Those smart people are smart enough to be using a VPN.
I guess we will now see the team paraded through the Capital Pyongyang in an open top bus with a replica World Cup trophy.
Americas Got Talent " Tastefully Offensive "
http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2014/07/84-year-old-man-surprises-americas-got.html
Americas Got Talent " Tastefully Offensive "
http://www.tastefullyoffensive.com/2014/07/84-year-old-man-surprises-americas-got.html
Craig, you got to keep your pets in a leash ;DWe're running out of people for them to eat, cables are the next best thing until they get to south Africa for some more tasty people ;D
That's a good pic Bob, it's amazing where they'll sleep when exhausted<$1alt="" title="" onresizestart="return false;" id="smiley__$2" style="padding: 0 3px 0 3px;" />Pups and babies are pretty much alike. :)
The British Version/System is very close to the truth it is frightening, the only thing left out is the EU, the Human Rights Act - Unfortunately with Rights there are no Responsibilities.It also seems to be the direction the US is headed in.
My Daughter had challenged one of her employees to take the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
I thought the video was worth sharing for a laugh:
See Little Boy's Reaction After Mom Said She was Pregnant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6SG7qd90TM
His fans are joking with them :)Not so funny, rather boring actually and a hours worth of waisted bandwidth for anyone that might have the patience to watch it all ::)
29 Years old and first flight ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSU7R3PdiJs
I guess jumping out of an aircraft would add some excitement to any flight.:)I think i would feel exited if it was the pilot that jumped. ;D
QuoteI guess jumping out of an aircraft would add some excitement to any flight.:)I think i would feel exited if it was the pilot that jumped. ;D
Well in my time flying I came to the conclusion that only a fool would jump out of a perfectly serviceable aircraft :)I agree completely. I have flown about 6 times in my life and the anxiety level was the same every time, very high. Every bit of turbulence and I'm gripping the seat arms. There is no way I can sleep and the takeoffs and landings are pure torture.
Back in the day when I flew/travelled I found if I kept busy during a flight it helped.
Ordering drinks seemed to work. ;D
Quote<Snip>
"We flew on a Varig Airlines aircraft there was an interesting article in one of the in-flight magazines in the back of the seats - it was all about a Varig Airlines crash, with some gruesome pictures in the article".
And Now for your on board reading relaxation......
Too much ;D ;D
Scary landings ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aulyFhS-eK8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSgRfw44x6I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUgHzBKEI2Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQvksr0zHXs
'Dear iPhone users, welcome to 2012!' ;D
if you need help with iphones new features, just ask an Android user. We`ve had this for years
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2749597/All-hail-iPhone-6-iPhone-6-Plus-Apple-reveals-generation-handsets.html
WARNING! This is not funny and it might make you fell sick.If it's not funny and this certainly is NOT, why is it being posted here ???
Digging out a 25 year old blackhead
Thanks for the warning. I'll not have a look based upon that warning.WARNING! This is not funny and it might make you fell sick.If it's not funny and this certainly is NOT, why is it being posted here ???
Digging out a 25 year old blackhead
SENIOR TRYING TO SET PASSWORD
And you thought you were bad in sports!
There are twelve gif's.
http://news.filehippo.com/2014/11/12-sports-people-failing-badly-hurts/nggallery/image/back-flop/
the introduced pest "cane toad"had to google that .... a big one it is http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cane_toad
There was talk the other day where some yuppie idiot chef in Australia mentioned we should be eating the introduced pest "cane toad", Aussies wont eat that sort of crap so the chef was shunned for his outrageous suggestion pretty quickly ;D maybe that's how we could get rid of the toads though by sending them all to Peru :)Besides the fact that they're poisonous and people have died from eating them.
Obviously the poison glands would be removed ;)There was talk the other day where some yuppie idiot chef in Australia mentioned we should be eating the introduced pest "cane toad", Aussies wont eat that sort of crap so the chef was shunned for his outrageous suggestion pretty quickly ;D maybe that's how we could get rid of the toads though by sending them all to Peru :)Besides the fact that they're poisonous and people have died from eating them.
Obviously the poison glands would be removed ;)There was talk the other day where some yuppie idiot chef in Australia mentioned we should be eating the introduced pest "cane toad", Aussies wont eat that sort of crap so the chef was shunned for his outrageous suggestion pretty quickly ;D maybe that's how we could get rid of the toads though by sending them all to Peru :)Besides the fact that they're poisonous and people have died from eating them.
Obviously the poison glands would be removed ;)There was talk the other day where some yuppie idiot chef in Australia mentioned we should be eating the introduced pest "cane toad", Aussies wont eat that sort of crap so the chef was shunned for his outrageous suggestion pretty quickly ;D maybe that's how we could get rid of the toads though by sending them all to Peru :)Besides the fact that they're poisonous and people have died from eating them.
Isn't there a bunch of weirdos that go around licking some frogs/toads as it gives them some sort of high - not sure if that is the cane toad.
Not to mention all of those Princesses going round kissing frogs ;D
Isn't there a bunch of weirdos that go around licking some frogs/toads as it gives them some sort of high - not sure if that is the cane toad.Yes I've heard of that before, not a smart thing to do though as it usually kills you ::)
Just the skin is toxic.Obviously the poison glands would be removed ;)There was talk the other day where some yuppie idiot chef in Australia mentioned we should be eating the introduced pest "cane toad", Aussies wont eat that sort of crap so the chef was shunned for his outrageous suggestion pretty quickly ;D maybe that's how we could get rid of the toads though by sending them all to Peru :)Besides the fact that they're poisonous and people have died from eating them.
A bit of both actually, the main parotoid glands behind the eyes secrete the milky poison as do several other smaller glands down the back so essentially the skin would need to be removed with the glands but as we in Australia wont be eating these ugly looking things it doesn't really matter ;)Just the skin is toxic.Obviously the poison glands would be removed ;)There was talk the other day where some yuppie idiot chef in Australia mentioned we should be eating the introduced pest "cane toad", Aussies wont eat that sort of crap so the chef was shunned for his outrageous suggestion pretty quickly ;D maybe that's how we could get rid of the toads though by sending them all to Peru :)Besides the fact that they're poisonous and people have died from eating them.
I'm glad you didn't think it wasschmidtschitt house ;)
Well just looked and there is heavy snowfall here in The Okanagan Valley as we speak.
Calling for 10 inches.
Snow is cool lolol
but as I get older I find 'cool and damp' not as attractive as I once did. ;)
Well just looked and there is heavy snowfall here in The Okanagan Valley as we speak.
Calling for 10 inches.
Snow is cool lolol
but as I get older I find 'cool and damp' not as attractive as I once did. ;)
Not much fun when you have to clear the road in order to get out of the street, usually only me and my neighbour and possibly 1 more. The strange thing is the youngsters stay indoors whilst we old uns, get the snow shovels out.
Well just looked and there is heavy snowfall here in The Okanagan Valley as we speak.
Calling for 10 inches.
Snow is cool lolol
but as I get older I find 'cool and damp' not as attractive as I once did. ;)
Not much fun when you have to clear the road in order to get out of the street, usually only me and my neighbour and possibly 1 more. The strange thing is the youngsters stay indoors whilst we old uns, get the snow shovels out.
Hi folks,How is this related to "Off topic but was so funny i had to post". ???
What is your favorite end of the year neckfiller?
Just like this suggestion: http://www.saltimbocca.nl/2011/02/the-rotterdam-kapsalon-multiethnic-fries/ (http://www.saltimbocca.nl/2011/02/the-rotterdam-kapsalon-multiethnic-fries/)
or hearty hog maw: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/12/26/post_pub_nosh_hog_maw/ (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/12/26/post_pub_nosh_hog_maw/)
pol
Well just looked and there is heavy snowfall here in The Okanagan Valley as we speak.
Calling for 10 inches.
Snow is cool lolol
but as I get older I find 'cool and damp' not as attractive as I once did. ;)
Not much fun when you have to clear the road in order to get out of the street, usually only me and my neighbour and possibly 1 more. The strange thing is the youngsters stay indoors whilst we old uns, get the snow shovels out.
Did you get much snow on Boxing Day? ???
I watched the West Brom v Man City match and it started snowing during the match.
I know West Bromwich isn't too far from you so I thought I'd ask.
Nowhere in England is that far away compared to the USA and Australia - but be have some very weird weather with huge differences and only 100 miles or so apart. No snow here though so far, lots of rain but not quite cold enough for snow.Pretty much the same here in southern Ont. Canada, huge differences in weather over relative short distances. Maybe ten years ago there was a major winter storm that totally crippled Toronto with 4 feet of accumulated snow, and that's not even counting blowing and drifting ... friends and acquaintances from all over the internet expressed concerns that I was OK, and I had a heck of a time convincing that even though I'm only about 65 miles (call it an even hundred km) west of there and in the "snow belt", we only got a light dusting here.
Hi Para-Noid,
Where to post such a non-serious topic, trivial nosh neckfillers form quite the opposite of fun, they come as an aftermath necessity.
What is the fun in getting ingredients like a stomach, "taters" and a lot of other incredible filling stuff, and a neckfiller could also be a beauty treatment for ladies that always stay out of the other neckfilling habits.
polonus
Where Else ??? in an appropriate thread or, in a new thread but not where it really doesn't belong.Hi Para-Noid,
Where to post such a non-serious topic, trivial nosh neckfillers form quite the opposite of fun, they come as an aftermath necessity.
What is the fun in getting ingredients like a stomach, "taters" and a lot of other incredible filling stuff, and a neckfiller could also be a beauty treatment for ladies that always stay out of the other neckfilling habits.
polonus
Where else should we post "kind of cool" posts? By the way I've had shawarma before and it's delicious.
It takes "off Topic, Off Topic. (Can you really do that ??? )Now we're back on topic ;D
filling gas can be difficult ;D
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iTd9WuOJXZA
filling gas can be difficult ;D
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iTd9WuOJXZA
Here is another one http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MkmGs2o23vI
Here is another one http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MkmGs2o23vI
What trouble ??? :)Here is another one http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MkmGs2o23vI (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MkmGs2o23vI)
Thank goodness she not my wife ;D better off saying single otherwise you'll be asking for trouble later on.
What problem?
The High & dry TavernAch du lieber :)
Two rather gorgeous girls came into the lounge bar and I noticed that one of them kept glancing at me.
Fortunately I had got my hearings aids turned up on turbo boost and was able to hear her whisper to her friend "nine"
I was rather chuffed and said to our barmaid that I obviously hadn't lost my touch with the ladies - that gorgeous girl over there has just rated me nine out of ten.
She said "I don't want to spoil it for you - but when I served them drinks - they were speaking German "...............
HOT COFFEE
I was eating breakfast with my 13-year-old Great-Granddaughter and asked her, What day is tomorrow?" Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!"She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?" I waswaiting for something about Obama, Bush, or Clinton, etc.She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Bullshit."You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
Panda is detecting itself as malwareJust a little late this morning Eddy:
http://www.pandasecurity.com/mediacenter/panda-security/information-regarding-issue-with-the-signature-file-pcop-retail-2015/ (http://www.pandasecurity.com/mediacenter/panda-security/information-regarding-issue-with-the-signature-file-pcop-retail-2015/)
Avast has a sense of humor! ;DThanks, you've posted what I was always lazy to do :)
Websites should be easy to navigate, even when 'The User Is Drunk'!
So, for only $250 (per site), I will get smashed and test your website for you.
I had planned to offer it to all those attending the Avast sponsored Security Presentations (https://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=78426.msg647360#msg647360) at 40% off the regular price.
Websites should be easy to navigate, even when 'The User Is Drunk'!
So, for only $250 (per site), I will get smashed and test your website for you.
You should advertise that deal all over the web. ;D
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg ??? ??? ???
Wrong, any other guesses ???How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg ??? ??? ???
One
Wrong, any other guesses ???How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg ??? ??? ???
One
Correct but,Wrong, any other guesses ???How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg ??? ??? ???
One
"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg."
Abraham Lincoln
If you don't know something,just google it.
He should have better gotten a job :DVery funny until the socially awkward son kills his mentally unstable father in his sleep ::)
https://www.facebook.com/116687955016786/videos/942963239055916/?pnref=story
He should have better gotten a job :DVery funny until the socially awkward son kills his mentally unstable father in his sleep ::)
https://www.facebook.com/116687955016786/videos/942963239055916/?pnref=story
Always had a website you liked to explode and play with the pieces afterwards?http://explode.website?url=forum.avast.com%2Findex.php%3Fboard%3D2 (http://explode.website?url=forum.avast.com%2Findex.php%3Fboard%3D2)
You can do so here: http://explode.website/ (http://explode.website/)
Have fun whenever you feel bored...
polonus
May 12, 2015Total nonsense. Science has been wrong so many times in the past and has had to backtrack and retract commonly held "facts" on numerous occasions. It is only prudent to react to anything they present with the attitude of "Okay, maybe". If they're calling man-made climate change a fact, they are exaggerating things quite a lot.
Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans
By Andy Borowitz
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scientists-earth-endangered-by-new-strain-of-fact-resistant-humans (http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/scientists-earth-endangered-by-new-strain-of-fact-resistant-humans)
I believe the gator won that round ;DThat Gator may get work at a wrecking yard ;D
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bob3160, you've made my day :)Thanks. :)
This site, my good friends, is so ugly, so over the top really, well apreciate the high quality webdesign, matter of taste ;DMy eyes my eyes :o ;D
It is funny, go there and feel the ugliness of this site
pol
This site, my good friends, is so ugly, so over the top really, well apreciate the high quality webdesign, matter of taste ;D
It is funny, go there and feel the ugliness of this site: http://www.lingscars.com/
pol
LOL ;D Good one Eddy..!Wonder if your counterpart from the Chinese language forum would agree with you ??? :)
I'm pretty sure Bob. ;)LOL ;D Good one Eddy..!Wonder if your counterpart from the Chinese language forum would agree with you ??? :)
Urgent security warning!Even Bill would think twice before opening such an email. :)
(No, not mis-posted in wrong topic, read on ... this was passed along by my seniors' group).
You may encounter an incoming email entitled "Nude photos of Hillary Clinton". Under no circumstances open this, or you will greatly regret it. It contains: nude photos of Hillary Clinton.
As this world clock info shows it seems everybody is on a serving of cola with chicken dumplings:
http://d3xt3r.com/tools/worldclock
Smile, it is not all that bad, there is a whole world out for you there.
polonus
As this world clock info shows it seems everybody is on a serving of cola with chicken dumplings:
http://d3xt3r.com/tools/worldclock
Smile, it is not all that bad, there is a whole world out for you there.
polonus
Some of those are quite interesting also.
The idiot still cost the Cubs an out. I'm not a Cub fan but he's still an idiot.He's also an idiot, cause he did it with a baby in his arm. :o
If the fielder can make the play, let them.
The idiot still cost the Cubs an out. I'm not a Cub fan but he's still an idiot.He's also an idiot, cause he did it with a baby in his arm. :o
If the fielder can make the play, let them.
(http://p.fod4.com/p/media/6710238f74/vB2HEbtMRUSH1Rm4XM73_Dad-Foul-Catch.gif)Leave the guy alone. The baby was in no danger and if the ball is coming down in the stands, it's fair game for anyone and is not interference if a fan catches it. The real idiots are the Cubs fans who throw home run balls back on the field if they are hit by the opposing team. Come on, it's a game ball hit by a major league player (maybe even a star player) and you throw it back? No way I'd ever do that.
@Craig.+1 ;D 8)
I can't stop (http://yoursmiles.org/bsmile/fun/b0201.gif)(http://yoursmiles.org/bsmile/fun/b0214.gif)
Walter for president ;D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbok7_gZ4HAJust what we need, another dummy in the Whitehouse. :)
A very remarkable poem depending from what side you read it top down or bottom up -
Do you feel like it?
Read: http://www.poetrynation.com/poem.php?id=50509
polonus
You would be surprised how many people think that if they create a folder named Private, it is actually private. :)yea, evryone will respect your privacy if you give folders name like that, not 8)
Private, Secret, For My Eyes Only, etc have all revealed some interesting content when working on other peoples computers.
Secret here is to not update to Win 10 until you are ready. No surprises. 8)You would be surprised how many people think that if they create a folder named Private, it is actually private. :)yea, evryone will respect your privacy if you give folders name like that, not 8)
Private, Secret, For My Eyes Only, etc have all revealed some interesting content when working on other peoples computers.
I had a hard time deciding just where this should go - Security warnings and Notices or this one. Whilst not totally funny or security based, a scam yes but also a warning not security based.
Just watch this video clip and you will see why it is both funny and a warning, the link is a bit of a give away ;D
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/man-sends-manure-online-scammers-022035859.html (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/man-sends-manure-online-scammers-022035859.html)
I had a hard time deciding just where this should go - Security warnings and Notices or this one. Whilst not totally funny or security based, a scam yes but also a warning not security based.
Just watch this video clip and you will see why it is both funny and a warning, the link is a bit of a give away ;D
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/man-sends-manure-online-scammers-022035859.html (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/man-sends-manure-online-scammers-022035859.html)
I had a hard time deciding just where this should go - Security warnings and Notices or this one. Whilst not totally funny or security based, a scam yes but also a warning not security based.Rather than send poop, send rotted fish which will create a mighty stink when the package is opened.
Just watch this video clip and you will see why it is both funny and a warning, the link is a bit of a give away ;D
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/man-sends-manure-online-scammers-022035859.html (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/man-sends-manure-online-scammers-022035859.html)
I had a hard time deciding just where this should go - Security warnings and Notices or this one. Whilst not totally funny or security based, a scam yes but also a warning not security based.Rather than send poop, send rotted fish which will create a mighty stink when the package is opened.
Just watch this video clip and you will see why it is both funny and a warning, the link is a bit of a give away ;D
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/man-sends-manure-online-scammers-022035859.html (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/man-sends-manure-online-scammers-022035859.html)
Evolution of Windows: http://onthehub.com/evolution-of-windows/ (http://onthehub.com/evolution-of-windows/)I was looking for something funny but am still looking. :)
polonus
Hi bob3160,
Maybe the fun was in the word "Evolution" because that was the name of a Linux project, one of the software solutions that were created to bring the power of Linux to Windows users, and I thought that was funny.
Damian
#4 is great. ;DNegative.
These must be hard for those who don't have English as their first language and probably some of those too ;)
I loved number 7, so that one worked.
Not sure how number 8 managed to get into the top 10.
Sex Research for The Innocent Women;D ;D
I try to please :)
I'm still trying to find out who was more stupid.
The one asking the questions or the one answering them ???
I'm still trying to find out who was more stupid.Not your type of humour Bob! oh well cant win them all ;D
The one asking the questions or the one answering them ???
Has nothing to do with the type of humor. It has to do with the stupid answers.I'm still trying to find out who was more stupid.Not your type of humour Bob! oh well cant win them all ;D
The one asking the questions or the one answering them ???
Has nothing to do with the type of humor. It has to do with the stupid answers.That's all part of the humor :P
Sorry but stupidity and humor are two different topics. I will agree that there are many comedians who think their audience is stupid. :)Has nothing to do with the type of humor. It has to do with the stupid answers.That's all part of the humor :P
As I already said, it's not your type of humour Bob, much humour is all about looking at the funny side of stupidity :) I think the English and Aussie's have a different sense of humour...you yanks are very dry ;)I simply don't find lies or misstating facts as something funny. Funny to be discussing humor since that in itself make the joke not funny.
Lies and fact's! where do they have any standing in jokes/humour ::) you're from a different generation Bob and obviously have no understanding of nowadays humour.The only difference age makes is gaining some extra wisdom and insight. I certainly haven't lost my humor.
If you don't like it Bob that's fine but you don't have to ruin a funny thread with your misconceptions.
@ CraigBSee what? someone sitting in a bin...moderately funny but not quite "so funny I had to post" ;)
See https://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=85679.msg1095803#msg1095803
@ CraigBSee what? someone sitting in a bin...moderately funny but not quite "so funny I had to post" ;)
See https://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=85679.msg1095803#msg1095803
So I did, time for me to go to the HOS ( hall of shame ) ;D+1 :)
The cat has really lucked out with mine mounted to the wall ;DThe cat or the TV ??? :)
;D ;D ;D :-X ;)The cat has really lucked out with mine mounted to the wall ;DThe cat or the TV ??? :)
Speedy, being in Australia you should know that all kids are called "bugger off" ;D
Ahh! you must have been special ;D
Whoever wrote the text for the starving dog cant spell, I've never heard of straving :P
Didn't you know dogs can't spell worth cr4p.That one cant anyway ;D I wonder if the dog is related to Dobbie from the Harry Potter movie :-\ a very similar resemblance :)
I saw this and busted out laughing. My dog thought I was nuts.They make a cream just for that occasion.... :) :) :)
Talking from experience are we Bob :) the old pec's don't quite sit where they used too ;DMine are probably tighter than yours but that wasn't what the joke was about was it ???
;D ;D ;D I doubt that very much ;D ;D ;DTalking from experience are we Bob :) the old pec's don't quite sit where they used too ;DMine are probably tighter than yours but that wasn't what the joke was about was it ???
Talking from experience are we Bob :) the old pec's don't quite sit where they used too ;DMine are probably tighter than yours but that wasn't what the joke was about was it ???
It is about funny things Bob, just because your sense of humour is lacking doesn't mean we all have to be "an old stick in the mud" you seem to like giving out the cheek where ever you seem fit so if some of it occasionally comes back your way then take it with a grain of salt.
@ Speedy and Craig,I thought this topic was about funny things ?
Personal remarks and off color shouldn't be in this topic or we may not have this topic for much longer.... :(
It amazing to see American still doesn't know how to eat the Great Australian Vegemite correctly (http://dl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/742/742481rubaj90658.gif) (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)(http://dl10.glitter-graphics.net/pub/742/742480mp87kxcxgu.gif) (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)No idea ::) ;D
Vegemite Taste Test Prank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFQK1l7wOKw
Funnies don't include off color personal derogatory remarks. Keep it funny not off color. :(It is about funny things Bob, just because your sense of humour is lacking doesn't mean we all have to be "an old stick in the mud" you seem to like giving out the cheek where ever you seem fit so if some of it occasionally comes back your way then take it with a grain of salt.
@ Speedy and Craig,I thought this topic was about funny things ?
Personal remarks and off color shouldn't be in this topic or we may not have this topic for much longer.... :(
As it's been mentioned before this is the "funnies topic", a sense of humour is a must and if you don't like matter then you don't have to contribute.
Derogatory remarks ??? sorry but I don't agree, you mentioned you knew a cream to fix that and I asked if you were speaking from personal experience since the pec's weren't where they used to be, try to find the humour in it and learn to laugh at yourself a bit Bob...humour comes in many form and the facts of life is something we should all see the funny side of.Look at the picture you posted???
For starters! I didn't post the picture so please get your facts straight, secondly! get a sense of humour ::)Who posted the picture doesn't matter it still clearly shows a Woman. Non of this personal off topic crap is in any way funny.
Get over it Bob, you need to toughen up a bit and stop sulking over something that was completely harmless.Maybe it's you who needs to learn not to post that kind of crap ???
It amazing to see American still doesn't know how to eat the Great Australian Vegemite correctly (http://dl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/742/742481rubaj90658.gif) (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)(http://dl10.glitter-graphics.net/pub/742/742480mp87kxcxgu.gif) (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)An Aussie woman once sent me some vegemite and I have to say, there is NO correct way to eat that stuff ! I wound up using it for wheel bearing grease.
Vegemite Taste Test Prank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFQK1l7wOKw
It amazing to see American still doesn't know how to eat the Great Australian Vegemite correctly (http://dl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/742/742481rubaj90658.gif) (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)(http://dl10.glitter-graphics.net/pub/742/742480mp87kxcxgu.gif) (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)An Aussie woman once sent me some vegemite and I have to say, there is NO correct way to eat that stuff ! I wound up using it for wheel bearing grease.
Vegemite Taste Test Prank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFQK1l7wOKw
who is the forum's marmite here?" ;D
Tom Brady's mistress was found dead. She was an inflatable sex doll named Amelia Airhead. Brady denies knowledge of the event.
Carpet pythons love little mice Speedy ;D I'd much rather him around the house though than all the Tiger snakes that are waking up at the moment.
In a recent Canadian Football League game, Rabbit scores a touch down and does the victory dance.Nice, the video won't play in IE though, I had to use Chrome. The jump at the end is awesome.
These CFL players have nothing on this rabbit. ;D
http://cfl.ca/video/index/id/115883 (http://cfl.ca/video/index/id/115883)
It played in Edge. :)In a recent Canadian Football League game, Rabbit scores a touch down and does the victory dance.Nice, the video won't play in IE though, I had to use Chrome. The jump at the end is awesome.
These CFL players have nothing on this rabbit. ;D
http://cfl.ca/video/index/id/115883 (http://cfl.ca/video/index/id/115883)
Nice, the video won't play in IE though, I had to use Chrome. The jump at the end is awesome.Plays fine with IE11 for me.
I just tried it again in IE 11 on Windows 10. It just has a blank white space where the video would be. I tried it in Edge and the same thing, no video. The Flash player is turned on too. It only works in Chrome.It played in Edge. :)In a recent Canadian Football League game, Rabbit scores a touch down and does the victory dance.Nice, the video won't play in IE though, I had to use Chrome. The jump at the end is awesome.
These CFL players have nothing on this rabbit. ;D
http://cfl.ca/video/index/id/115883 (http://cfl.ca/video/index/id/115883)
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What am I missing ??? What's so funny ???
Looks as if it is projected onto the stairs.What am I missing ??? What's so funny ???
A windows BSOD in a very unusual location.
How about this one? :)
https://www.facebook.com/natocvideo.cz/videos/871086499642972/
(http://i.imgur.com/LtYwiiD.jpg)It's our own fault. Stop blocking those cookies and they wouldn't have to
It's our own fault. Stop blocking those cookies and they wouldn't have to(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/03/bc/0b/03bc0bb1a317da2331150459090bb498.jpg)
resort to theses tactics. :)
Spelled on the label: "public water source"
What we feared all the time, now being confirmed. PepsiCo purified water brand comes from the tap,
but costs you 200 times more: http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=3428260&page=1
Would you believe this....
polonus
All bottled water is just a scam, by the time it's been put through filtration - chlorination - fluoride - Ozone antibacterial treatments and in some cases de-salination it's no different than tap water.Spelled on the label: "public water source"
What we feared all the time, now being confirmed. PepsiCo purified water brand comes from the tap,
but costs you 200 times more: http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=3428260&page=1
Would you believe this....
polonus
This certainly isn't the first occasion this has occurred. In the UK many years ago this happened bottled tap water sold under a posh name - I can't recall the major company name now, but it was one of the major players.
For those that watched Only Fools & Horses, it had an episode where Dell Boy was selling bottled tap water as Peckham Spring to the Yuppies.
All bottled water is just a scam, by the time it's been put through filtration - chlorination - fluoride - Ozone antibacterial treatments and in some cases de-salination it's no different than tap water.Spelled on the label: "public water source"
What we feared all the time, now being confirmed. PepsiCo purified water brand comes from the tap,
but costs you 200 times more: http://abcnews.go.com/Business/story?id=3428260&page=1
Would you believe this....
polonus
This certainly isn't the first occasion this has occurred. In the UK many years ago this happened bottled tap water sold under a posh name - I can't recall the major company name now, but it was one of the major players.
For those that watched Only Fools & Horses, it had an episode where Dell Boy was selling bottled tap water as Peckham Spring to the Yuppies.
It always makes me laugh at restaurants where some fool will pay $10 or more for a bottle of Evian or some Tasmanian rain water ::) it all has to be treated in the same way by law which makes it all the same as tap water, even if it did come from some 40000 year old mountain spring ;D
(http://www.glasbergen.com/wp-content/gallery/software/bizcom73.gif)Sounds like a politician giving voters advice!
-snip
(http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1446157513183-12268.png)
It's a changing world. :'(
(http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1446576926149-83662.png)(http://www.commonsenseevaluation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Learn-From-Our-Mistakes.png)
On the avast website I found a page where the links are not working, so I submitted a ticket to tell them.Sounds like Customer Support needs to be added to the Improvement section. :'(
The response from customer support:
Perform a repair of avast ???
I did that when asked to do some cleaning in the computer room.;D 8)
(Alice also wasn't very pleased with the results. ) :)
@ CraigB That is one of your better ones! ;D ;D ;DIs that because it had no non-comprehendible Aussie slang ;)
@ CraigB That is one of your better ones! ;D ;D ;DIs that because it had no non-comprehendible Aussie slang ;)
For want of a more spectacular view, this public toilet in Norway surely takes the cake.
(http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Funny-cartoon-Anger-management.jpg)That's one way to take all the fun out of the game. :)
Obituary - Absolutely Brilliant I don't know where to post this so I just place it here ;)That's all too true to be funny. :(
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Obituary - Absolutely Brilliant I don't know where to post this so I just place it here ;)That's all too true to be funny. :(
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
<snip>
Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
(http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1448930191876-67768.png)
Even a serious topic on this forum can sometimes reveal some humor:
(http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1449668145085-59147.png)
https://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=180208.msg1275033#msg1275033
It would certainly be a YouTube overnight sensation....Even a serious topic on this forum can sometimes reveal some humor:
(http://www.screencast-o-matic.com/screenshots/u/Lh/1449668145085-59147.png)
https://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=180208.msg1275033#msg1275033 (https://forum.avast.com/index.php?topic=180208.msg1275033#msg1275033)
Love to be a fly on the wall when that confrontation goes down - possibly literally.
Monkey Sees A Magic Trick ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIxYCDbRGJc
A free app to change any Trump found into a Voldemort-alias: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/trump2voldemort/afaegmcdokcokkbaijmchbnocnfpmibn?hl=en-US&gl=US (https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/trump2voldemort/afaegmcdokcokkbaijmchbnocnfpmibn?hl=en-US&gl=US)4
Developed by Sarah Xiyi Chen
polonus
@ Steve,
I fail to see the humor ???
Pardon the serious aside here, which probably belongs in a more appropriate topic. MS has been pushing Win 10 so hard that for the last few months, each Update Tuesday I've had to check out the "more info" (bulletin) link for each and every offered update for references to "facilitating upgrading to 10". Any such update I untick and hide, which seems to be the only workable defense ... we're almost back into the age of EULAs with sneaky small-print clauses.Precisely why I asked where the humor was in this post. :)
Sounds a bit like Windows 10. ;DNah! Win10 is a breeze, no where near as confusing as wife 1.0 :)
By now I have both Windows 10 and Wife #1 figured out.Sounds a bit like Windows 10. ;DNah! Win10 is a breeze, no where near as confusing as wife 1.0 :)
Watch: This flight attendant has 'em rolling in the aisles!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPfya60FYo4
Re: Reply 1416She only needs 2 wordes,
There are only eight words a man ever needs to know...
"I do." "Yes dear." "You're right." "I'm sorry."
Great Moments in Physics!
http://www.naute.com/stories/barometer.phtml
Great Moments in Physics!
http://www.naute.com/stories/barometer.phtml
Excellent ;D
I wonder whats up with this cat :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF88IYF2MHY
I wonder whats up with this cat :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF88IYF2MHY
WOW! That is one bitch angry cat, I'm guessing this cat is angry and can't stand this guy smelling feet ;D
When you Marry An ItalianI'm married to one. Guess I'd better be careful. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twwsObe3KHE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twwsObe3KHE)
When you Marry An Italian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twwsObe3KHE
yea, thats the on to use >> ERA laundry detergent >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03Rk4PAJNnU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03Rk4PAJNnU)Really off topic. I'd call this spamming the topic. :)
Had to share these...
I see the "Off Topic but" part of the topic title finally got the axe. Makes sense, it should have been self-evident plus took up display space (and, I'd guess, unnecessary server storage space). Thumbs up!Yeah! I don't know why I left it so long to change it...even though this discussion is now "off topic" :)
I see the "Off Topic but" part of the topic title finally got the axe. Makes sense, it should have been self-evident plus took up display space (and, I'd guess, unnecessary server storage space). Thumbs up!You are entitled to your opinion. :)
Is This Donald Trump’s Secret Wig Field? ;DNo, just another way for the media to make fun of a candidate. Why, because they can.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-wig-field_us_57145c30e4b0060ccda395e2 (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-wig-field_us_57145c30e4b0060ccda395e2)
http://www.aol.com/article/2016/04/18/trumps-wig-farm-in-norway-has-the-internet-ablaze/21346037/ (http://www.aol.com/article/2016/04/18/trumps-wig-farm-in-norway-has-the-internet-ablaze/21346037/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFZ7wk8cu04 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFZ7wk8cu04)
Let's not get into politics. ThanksThat is what Trumps media advisers should have told him :)
Good one. :DLet's not get into politics. ThanksThat is what Trumps media advisers should have told him :)
+1Let's not get into politics. ThanksThat is what Trumps media advisers should have told him :)
Pass the Salt (Please)
https://www.youtube.com/embed/6_-xTxP1hD4?autoplay=1 (https://www.youtube.com/embed/6_-xTxP1hD4?autoplay=1)
I thought I'd better post this before it's too late:I may quote yourself Bob... ;)
[...]
New players a coming and we'll have new complaints.....
Let's not get into politics. Thanks
Aliens Communicate Through Baby's Body ;D ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySlibLnATqw&feature=youtu.be
Opera with VPN ;)
http://www.opera.com/blogs/desktop/2016/04/free-vpn-integrated-opera-for-windows-mac/
Girlfriend pranks Turkish fan by using invisible TV remote at every moment of importance ;D ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtbDSQ6bqnY
@ CraigB,It's possible, it's a small world :)
Wonder if we have the same friend sending out these emails ???
I also just received this joke. :)
Cheerleader eaten alive :o
;D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK3T8LKj4Ng
This one will make you cluckle, perhaps - https://uk.news.yahoo.com/animal-madness-video-playlist-100610924.html (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/animal-madness-video-playlist-100610924.html).(http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/160816114337-trump-08-12-large-169.jpg)
Some other nice ones on that page and one that might make you want to chuck up, trump that if you can :)
;D Grandpa tries to start vacuum cleaner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWM2-NLkAco
It's a good excuse to get Alice to do it. :);D Grandpa tries to start vacuum cleaner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWM2-NLkAco (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWM2-NLkAco)
(http://yoursmiles.org/bsmile/fun/b0201.gif) No wonder grumpy old men doesn't know how to clean the house ;D
Well there wasn't a watch or do this if you dare topic (scary stuff) - totally amazing - totally crazy more like.Kinda a fail-safe as if either had fallen the other would've still posted anyway.
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/daredevil-unicyclist-performs-top-giant-135009088.html (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/daredevil-unicyclist-performs-top-giant-135009088.html)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9yArbiAHHY
FYI that video sounded like it was a machine talking..
From the forum :I thought 4600 views for an instructional video was pretty good. :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9yArbiAHHY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9yArbiAHHY)
FYI that video sounded like it was a machine talking..
Poor Bob ;D ;D ;D
Greetz, Red.
Nothing wrong with the video Bob, but you have a remarkable accent / way of speaking.Maybe that's why I keep getting asked back for more ??? :)
Not like a robot, but that made the comment funny ;)
Greetz, Red.
;D ;D And many took the bait > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tqH-Un9SFUI've been seeing the reports on that over the last few days, there's some pretty stupid people out there who believe anything :) :)
Something for DavidR to try ;D
Recover lost shoe During Skydive >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoxcbynRQ9w
Kids!
Be careful Bob.Remember, right now I'm in Arizona and she's in New Mexico.
Don't let Alice find out that you have a crush on that female Smurf ;D
=Snake=
Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember..
6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..
8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.
9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!
10. Don't even think about trying it twice. .. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . .. . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . .
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do
both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police .
'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.
(I sent this in large type so you can read it)
Credit to @Secondmineboy
DDoS attack ;D https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/avGP5Ld_460sv.mp4
seems the firewall is leaking
This one may not totally fall into the topics title, but I think it was great and brought a smile to my face :)I'd call it cute. :D
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/hamster-eats-noodles-025924455.html (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/hamster-eats-noodles-025924455.html)
This one may not totally fall into the topics title, but I think it was great and brought a smile to my face :)I'd call it cute. :D
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/hamster-eats-noodles-025924455.html (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/hamster-eats-noodles-025924455.html)
Hopefully not, else he might pop. ;)It was amazing just how much past this little hamster put away in that 47 second clip. I just wonder if he kept on eating after that.This one may not totally fall into the topics title, but I think it was great and brought a smile to my face :)I'd call it cute. :D
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/hamster-eats-noodles-025924455.html (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/hamster-eats-noodles-025924455.html)
Not if he poops first. :)Hopefully not, else he might pop. ;)It was amazing just how much past this little hamster put away in that 47 second clip. I just wonder if he kept on eating after that.This one may not totally fall into the topics title, but I think it was great and brought a smile to my face :)I'd call it cute. :D
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/hamster-eats-noodles-025924455.html (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/video/hamster-eats-noodles-025924455.html)
Maybe it was storing some in its cheek pouches. Hamsters do that with their dry food.
I was waiting to see if he was going to slurp up the spaghetti like the kids do ;D
Engine oil ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7tVvU3UVeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM6x1iK-XY8
Ice ballet... ;DInsurance Co. nightmare :)
Ice ballet... ;DInsurance Co. nightmare :)
Snow plow running his salt spreader didn't seem to work. ;DIce ballet... ;DInsurance Co. nightmare :)
Well the guy in front should be OK, but the police car at the back could have been taking details for ages.
You could say this snowballed into something big.
Snow plow running his salt spreader didn't seem to work. ;DIce ballet... ;DInsurance Co. nightmare :)
Well the guy in front should be OK, but the police car at the back could have been taking details for ages.
You could say this snowballed into something big.
Oh no! Really bad pun! LOL ;D ;D ;DSnow plow running his salt spreader didn't seem to work. ;DIce ballet... ;DInsurance Co. nightmare :)
Well the guy in front should be OK, but the police car at the back could have been taking details for ages.
You could say this snowballed into something big.
If only he could have thrown it ahead of his vehicle.
I guess this guy never went to ski school, where they could have taught him Snow Plough turns.
AWE. 8)
This ones worth a view https://uk.news.yahoo.com/slow-mo-pile-montreals-snowy-185323667.html (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/slow-mo-pile-montreals-snowy-185323667.html), I couldn't believe it went on for so long.What tires do they use in Canada? ... do they not have/use winter tires?
This ones worth a view https://uk.news.yahoo.com/slow-mo-pile-montreals-snowy-185323667.html (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/slow-mo-pile-montreals-snowy-185323667.html), I couldn't believe it went on for so long.
What tires do they use in Canada? ... do they not have/use winter tires?
Strange if they dont, in a contry with lots of snowThis ones worth a view https://uk.news.yahoo.com/slow-mo-pile-montreals-snowy-185323667.html (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/slow-mo-pile-montreals-snowy-185323667.html), I couldn't believe it went on for so long.
What tires do they use in Canada? ... do they not have/use winter tires?
Round ones, those old square ones have great grip but zero gas mileage.
Clearly not.
Strange if they dont, in a contry with lots of snowThis ones worth a view https://uk.news.yahoo.com/slow-mo-pile-montreals-snowy-185323667.html (https://uk.news.yahoo.com/slow-mo-pile-montreals-snowy-185323667.html), I couldn't believe it went on for so long.
What tires do they use in Canada? ... do they not have/use winter tires?
Round ones, those old square ones have great grip but zero gas mileage.
Clearly not.
Here you must have by law, if you have a accident on summer tires at winter you get no insurance payout
Try this one on your spouse. Go ahead. I dare you.57 years and counting. I'll leave this up to someone else..... :)
Try this one on your spouse. Go ahead. I dare you.57 years and counting. I'll leave this up to someone else..... :)
Not sure what to make of this one or if it is even funny (or not):Not funny but it's crazy ridiculous ::)
http://boingboing.net/2017/05/17/prophylactic-bricking.html (http://boingboing.net/2017/05/17/prophylactic-bricking.html)
Too complicated to follow, but thanks.
By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs
You're welcome. :)
By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs
You're welcome. :)
By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs
You're welcome. :)
By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.ROFL ;D
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs
You're welcome. :)
It's called double talk. (Something politicians are famous for.) The are of saying something that sounds important but means nothing.Too complicated to follow, but thanks.
By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs (https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs)
You're welcome. :)
By now, everyone knows that there are all sorts of investigations going on regarding the current White House.ROFL ;D
It's easy to be confused about how congressional and other crack governmental investigations work (or don't),
so this should clear things up for you in less than three minutes.
https://youtu.be/6F0Hv9TUrfs
You're welcome. :)
Wow. :o ;DI guess Trump is one of them ;D
Nah. Now you know who elected him.Wow. :o ;DI guess Trump is one of them ;D
Tips on how to best test security solutions for the newest tester on the block, the CIA.
https://blog.avast.com/sarcasm-alert-new-independent-tester-awards-cia-graded-certification
Hi Dave, I had a good laugh while reading it, but it certainly would fit in other threads as well.
Breakdancing Gorilla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfS5kBGBh00
Robot Fails ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5gpoZzwcKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMFfDpn5Orc
As we SilverSurfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.I offered this advice in my very first presentation back in 2010.
Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Georgie , the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
Georgie clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Georgie grinned ..'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?
'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
I used to like Georgie , the little shithead.
;D ;D ;DAs we SilverSurfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.I offered this advice in my very first presentation back in 2010.
Yesterday, I had a problem, so I called Georgie , the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.
Georgie clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Georgie grinned ..'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?
'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
I used to like Georgie , the little shithead.
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The problem is that many Seniors also suffer from CRS (can't remember shi (t) )
By the time I returned each subsequent year, I found that this same malady had returned. :)
Three gigs for the secretaries fair
Seven gigs for the system source
Nine gigs for the coders in smoky lairs
One disk to rule them all, one disk to bind them
One disk to hold the files, and in the darkness grind'em
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It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
It is by the beans of Java, that my thoughts acquire speed.
The hand acquire shakes; the shakes become a warning.
It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
From my Facebook page:You can certainly see the evolution of my friends with this latest request:
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President Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.:)
A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts, “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks, “What in the world made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout Donald.... duck!”
NSA updates privacy policyAd blocker prevents viewing this site. :)
https://www.duffelblog.com/2018/05/nsa-updates-privacy-policy (https://www.duffelblog.com/2018/05/nsa-updates-privacy-policy)
you can't always get what you want >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPCH-Om7vY&feature=youtu.beI've visited a few of the rainforest rehabilitation parks in Borneo, it's quite amazing how similar they are to us :)
you can't always get what you want >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPCH-Om7vY&feature=youtu.be
you can't always get what you want >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPCH-Om7vY&feature=youtu.be
you can't always get what you want >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPCH-Om7vY&feature=youtu.be
This monkey seems to enjoy and very relaxing
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Some folks don't seem to care about the Government Shutdown. :)
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There is a town in Austria with the name ......LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bawmxQE_Fj0 ;D ;D
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The perfect answer for the complainers. :)ROFL ;D 8)
Amoosing Tale
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After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick: 'Any idea where we are?'
Mick replied, 'I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year.'
Painful blonde
A blonde walks into a doctors surgery and says, "Oh doctor, please help me, I have terrible pains wracking my whole body, it hurts everywhere."
"Look" she said, and touched her arm. "Ouch"
Then she touched her leg and her ribs. "Ouch,Ouch" she said.
"It,s ok" said the doctor, "dont panic, I can see what the problem is."
"Oh please tell me" said the blonde. "It hurts so much."
"You have a broken finger" says the doctor.
Avast - Funny Ad (https://www.youtube.com/embed/k8hoAtOqjns?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen)
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https://vimeo.com/391671576
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https://vimeo.com/391671576 (https://vimeo.com/391671576)
Totally hilarious, but I do wonder if this wasn't a setup job.
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When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,
" By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't..
I'm impressed ! "
Bill replied,
" Well, to tell you t'truth
I almost said summat when Blanche fell out,
But tha' knows,
twenty quid is twenty quid
Apple iTitROFL ;D
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $1000 to $2400, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and never listening to them.
Apple iTitHave you’ve been reading the IT pornographic again Craig
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $1000 to $2400, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and never listening to them.
Apple iTitDolly Parton have been beta testing it for a long time
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music.
The iTit will cost from $1000 to $2400, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity.
This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and never listening to them.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Stop, start issues...Wife is currently filing divorce proceedings due to insufficient Ram.
During sex, Paddy suddenly stops and remains motionless.
He then starts again and after some time stops, to remain motionless once again.
This goes on for quite some time.
His wife: “What the hell are you doing???”
Paddy: “I've seen this new technique on an internet porn site... It's called 'Buffering!!..
;DStop, start issues...Wife is currently filing divorce proceedings due to insufficient Ram.
During sex, Paddy suddenly stops and remains motionless.
He then starts again and after some time stops, to remain motionless once again.
This goes on for quite some time.
His wife: “What the hell are you doing???”
Paddy: “I've seen this new technique on an internet porn site... It's called 'Buffering!!..
Excellent ;D ;DI guess she's not sharing everything with you. :)
BTW Bob, how do you find so many pictures of my wife?
As for the holiday snap that makes her look like the back-end of a chicken with sunglasses on - I didn't know she'd even been to New Mexico!
It's time to open New Mexico.
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https://youtu.be/rOjNYVXVwK4 (https://youtu.be/rOjNYVXVwK4)
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after 3 month in Quarantine
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I couldn't put it down, come to think of it, I couldn't pick it up :DI couldn't even hold that book no more than 5mins while reading.
Er... That is just Volume 1.(https://d1ka0itfguscri.cloudfront.net/Lh/2020/05/24/12/36/cYhZlzpn1V/preview.jpg)I couldn't put it down, come to think of it, I couldn't pick it up :DI couldn't even hold that book no more than 5mins while reading.
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The Englishman lowered his newspaper and replied, "How very sporting of your mother."Loooooooooooool ;D
Way too LOOOOOOOOONG for me. :)QuoteThe Englishman lowered his newspaper and replied, "How very sporting of your mother."Loooooooooooool ;D
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I hope you aren't eating all of those Ice Pops to get the jokes Bob :D
Just wonder how he manages to wash and shave, carefully I guess :)And how does he sleep with his pillow
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A friend In Need;D
I’m writing on behalf of one of my mates who needs some help
His wife told him to go out and buy some of those pills that help men get an erection.
When he came back he gave her 5 packs of diet pills
He is now looking for some digs until the divorce settlement..
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washing machine stress test https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8Wow, don't try this at home..!! ;D
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I think this scene might be from South America. I wouldn't have to backup to get to a passing spot.<snip image>
There was a program on TV some time ago, ICE Road Truckers (I think) and they had a one off series about trucking in the mountains (India I think) and god were there some hairy sections. Some of the worst were when traffic was coming the other way, there were very few passing places and even then, bloody narrow.
LOL, good one. ;DTotally agree. Even Alice like this one. :)
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"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the bloody dog."
Way too many cookies - Rollin Christmas (https://www.youtube.com/embed/Qota928VTXw?rel=0&controls=0&showinfo=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen)
This works about as well as sticky notes.
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This is very interesting!
Here is a link for what the Government is going to do for all seniors
for staying home during this crisis.
All seniors are entitled to a grant to stay at home to avoid the spread of COVID-19 Coronavirus
starting on Dec. 1, 2020.
The Government grant is accessible to all seniors 65 and older.
Check the link below to see what your government has for you...
What the Gov't has for you as a Senior (https://d1ka0itfguscri.cloudfront.net/Lh/2021/01/14/21/53/crV2rMPWZc/preview.jpg)
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Oh, so true...That all depends. :)
Oh, so true...That all depends. :)
Sense Of Humour Check by a 6 Year Old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTaUFVoqpco&feature=emb_logo
Totally hilarious, but what a vocabulary for a 6 year old, good lord what's she going to be like at 11.By 20 she'll be taking on the world ;D
;D 8)Totally hilarious, but what a vocabulary for a 6 year old, good lord what's she going to be like at 11.By 20 she'll be taking on the world ;D
Courtesy of MajorGeeks
Not long, but a very strange way to ship a mirror. That could be 14 years bad luck, 7 years each. Could play merry hell with speed cameras.
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(https://d1ka0itfguscri.cloudfront.net/Lh/2021/07/06/19/08/cri1qjV185r/preview.jpg)Not gunna happen Bob, not gunna happen ;D YouTwitFace ;D
I wish I'd created this!I wish I could substitute the people in that cartoon but, I'd be accused of political bias. :)
He could also use the magnifying glass, to carefully check out the seller :)Sometimes big ideas come in small packages.........
Close to my heart...
I don't drink but maybe I should start and consider it medicine. :)
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Have a Merry Christmas.🎅🎅🎅
New Years ResolutionThere's prostate medicine for that. :)
New Years ResolutionThere's prostate medicine for that. :)
Right back at you. :)New Years ResolutionThere's prostate medicine for that. :)
;D ;D
Happy New Year Bob!
HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT;D Good one, thanks for sharing.
The following is claimed to be an actual question in an exam given on University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student. Even if you are sceptical about its voracity - you have to admit it is clever
The Question was : Is Hell likely to be exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:-
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct ... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God!'"
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HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT;D Good one, thanks for sharing.
The following is claimed to be an actual question in an exam given on University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student. Even if you are sceptical about its voracity - you have to admit it is clever
The Question was : Is Hell likely to be exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
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Sorry, I know this joke stinks.
Wonder if the parishioners though it was a sign (smell) from above?(https://d1ka0itfguscri.cloudfront.net/Lh/2022/02/16/15/15/c3nDooVboy3/preview.jpg)
Sorry, I know this joke stinks.
Not so silent, but still deadly.
(https://d1ka0itfguscri.cloudfront.net/Lh/2022/05/03/12/56/c3hel8VYdiL/preview.jpg)Gee Bob, you've forgotten your anniversary and gave your wife a bathroom body weight scale.
Too many cans out of the cooler and someone could get branded on the grill :)That's a hell of a place to get grill marks. :)
Too many cans out of the cooler and someone could get branded on the grill :)That's a hell of a place to get grill marks. :)
Combination Grill & CoolerThat's a
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That's acoolhot idea ;D I wonder how long before the porcelain would crack :-\
You must have had a better quality porcelain. Mine saw a 'crack up' much earlier.That's acoolhot idea ;D I wonder how long before the porcelain would crack :-\
18 minutes and 42 seconds.
Just tested it in my bathroom... ;D
You must have had a better quality porcelain. Mine saw a 'crack up' much earlier.
Combination Grill & CoolerMy bum is COLD, what a great way to sit down to keep warm with a nice cold beer.
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You eat the ice and get rewarded with a joke
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Quite often, the ice is better than the joke.
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Alice is the one hocked on the icicles. My downfall or the fudgsicles but they have no 'jokes'. :)(https://i.imgur.com/AOZ2oqEm.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/AOZ2oqE.png)
You're eating too much ice lollies :)
(https://i.imgur.com/XHZ0dEVm.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/XHZ0dEV.png)Bob is giving away FREE!! bacon ;D
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This needs to be in Every Refrigerator.
I know it needs to be in mine.
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I've gotten used to cutting off a wedge from a head of Lettuce and enjoy munching on that for a snack.This needs to be in Every Refrigerator.
I know it needs to be in mine.
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There doesn't appear to be anything to eat in that fridge :)
More condiments to put on food or in drinks, etc.
In the UK there is a brand name called Fridge Raiders, tasty snacks (I don't know if this is a more widespread product).
Though I could do with less snacks so I have to make a meal.
I don't keep crisps (potato chips) in the fridge, I need a sign for those :)
I've gotten used to cutting off a wedge from a head of Lettuce and enjoy munching on that for a snack.This needs to be in Every Refrigerator.
I know it needs to be in mine.
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There doesn't appear to be anything to eat in that fridge :)
More condiments to put on food or in drinks, etc.
In the UK there is a brand name called Fridge Raiders, tasty snacks (I don't know if this is a more widespread product).
Though I could do with less snacks so I have to make a meal.
I don't keep crisps (potato chips) in the fridge, I need a sign for those :)
It has no nutritional value but, it also doesn't add any body mass.
It has no nutritional valueYou'd be surprised, lettuce has fibre, vitamins and minerals :)
AI working wonders:A nice hairstyle, maybe a mohawk makes you feel tougher
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(https://d1ka0itfguscri.cloudfront.net/Lh/2023/07/06/12/40/c0i1lkVgvt6/preview.jpg)He's probably transgender and having a baby
I've been to a lot of places
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"Don't you have to wear a funny jacket when you are driven in Sane ?"
Yes and it's hard to get out of too. Makes driving almost impossible. :)
It can almost make you feel sorry for the women who in the old days wore corsets."Don't you have to wear a funny jacket when you are driven in Sane ?"
Yes and it's hard to get out of too. Makes driving almost impossible. :)
You also need some help to get into it and do up the buckles. What idiot designed this jacket, not in the least comfortable all those straps and buckles.
It can almost make you feel sorry for the women who in the old days wore corsets."Don't you have to wear a funny jacket when you are driven in Sane ?"
Yes and it's hard to get out of too. Makes driving almost impossible. :)
You also need some help to get into it and do up the buckles. What idiot designed this jacket, not in the least comfortable all those straps and buckles.
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