Here are a few Puns of the day for you:
I have a photographic memory -- I just haven't developed it yet.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
All the toilets in the police station have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.
When two doctors form a partnership to open a clinic it's called a paradox.
If a dog gave birth to puppies near the road, would she get a ticket for littering?
Tennis players don't marry because Love means Nothing to them.
Chad didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Mummies are bound to be uptight.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
A new type of broom came out. It's sweeping the nation.
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
They told me I had type A blood , but it was really a Type-O.
I used to think I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure.
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
