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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1155 on: July 05, 2015, 07:05:10 PM »
Maybe the Cubs should hire him. He seems to be better at catching than the outfielder.  ;)



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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1156 on: July 05, 2015, 07:07:21 PM »
The idiot still cost the Cubs an out. I'm not a Cub fan but he's still an idiot.
If the fielder can make the play, let them.
He's also an idiot, cause he did it with a baby in his arm. :o

Somebody will be all over that for 'Child Abuse'
Yes pretty idiotic display
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1158 on: July 13, 2015, 10:44:16 PM »

Leave the guy alone. The baby was in no danger and if the ball is coming down in the stands, it's fair game for anyone and is not interference if a fan catches it. The real idiots are the Cubs fans who throw home run balls back on the field if they are hit by the opposing team. Come on, it's a game ball hit by a major league player (maybe even a star player) and you throw it back?  No way I'd ever do that.
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« Reply #1159 on: July 19, 2015, 04:51:08 AM »
Want a good laugh? Watch this: Language problems.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1160 on: July 20, 2015, 02:01:44 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1161 on: July 25, 2015, 01:19:38 PM »
A very remarkable poem depending from what side you read it top down  or bottom up -
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1162 on: July 25, 2015, 02:35:21 PM »
Choosing a wife!

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. So he gave each woman a present of $5000 and watched to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover.
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The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.


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Men are like that, you know.

And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1163 on: July 25, 2015, 03:03:39 PM »
 ;D   ;D   ;D


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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1164 on: July 25, 2015, 04:33:08 PM »
@Craig.

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1165 on: July 25, 2015, 04:36:20 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1166 on: July 26, 2015, 07:03:19 PM »
Walter for president   ;D    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbok7_gZ4HA



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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1167 on: July 26, 2015, 07:40:33 PM »
Walter for president   ;D    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbok7_gZ4HA
Just what we need, another dummy in the Whitehouse. :)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1168 on: July 26, 2015, 09:23:38 PM »
A very remarkable poem depending from what side you read it top down  or bottom up -
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Read: http://www.poetrynation.com/poem.php?id=50509

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1169 on: July 28, 2015, 04:10:19 AM »
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