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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1770 on: February 10, 2020, 03:47:49 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1771 on: February 12, 2020, 07:36:34 AM »
Lucky

Dave was reminiscing about life and thought,
"Boy, I've gotten old but I'm lucky,
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.
But, I  still have my driver's license."

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1772 on: February 12, 2020, 02:34:56 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1773 on: February 12, 2020, 02:46:31 PM »
ROFL ;D 8)
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1774 on: February 13, 2020, 11:26:24 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1775 on: February 14, 2020, 05:30:39 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1776 on: February 15, 2020, 12:55:46 AM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1777 on: February 15, 2020, 02:16:36 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1778 on: February 15, 2020, 02:33:52 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1779 on: February 15, 2020, 03:44:03 PM »
<snip image>
https://vimeo.com/391671576

Totally hilarious, but I do wonder if this wasn't a setup job.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1780 on: February 15, 2020, 03:45:41 PM »
<snip image>
https://vimeo.com/391671576

Totally hilarious, but I do wonder if this wasn't a setup job.
It was a nice job of cut and paste. :)
Here's a great example
Having Some Fun

https://youtu.be/0r1TQGkxC1E
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1781 on: February 16, 2020, 03:22:40 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1782 on: February 19, 2020, 03:10:01 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1783 on: February 20, 2020, 01:06:28 PM »
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.
You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got £9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's £1,000 an inch."

The man perks up at this.

"So," the doctor says, "It's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and you decide to go for a
nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."

The man agrees to talk with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you spoken with your wife?"

"I have," says the man.

"And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're having granite bench tops"

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #1784 on: February 21, 2020, 12:35:36 PM »
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