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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2010 on: July 24, 2021, 02:54:22 PM »
Good one. ;D
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2011 on: August 02, 2021, 04:54:29 PM »
They're back...

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2012 on: August 02, 2021, 09:22:38 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2013 on: August 07, 2021, 03:28:07 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2014 on: August 08, 2021, 07:43:25 PM »
Gender Bender

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2015 on: August 08, 2021, 07:46:31 PM »
 ;D

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« Reply #2016 on: August 17, 2021, 10:23:29 AM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2017 on: August 17, 2021, 11:46:59 AM »
He could also use the magnifying glass, to carefully check out the seller  :)
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« Reply #2018 on: August 17, 2021, 11:56:57 AM »
He could also use the magnifying glass, to carefully check out the seller  :)
Sometimes big ideas come in small packages.........
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2019 on: August 17, 2021, 03:14:43 PM »
Perspective...

Next time you're feeling down remember Life is all about perspective.

I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week yet every day he complains about how much he hates prison.

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« Reply #2020 on: August 22, 2021, 04:02:18 PM »
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2021 on: August 26, 2021, 06:14:00 PM »
The other lot are back, too...

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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2022 on: September 09, 2021, 04:57:26 PM »
Close to my heart...

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« Reply #2023 on: September 09, 2021, 05:19:09 PM »
Close to my heart...

Ha Ha, very close to mine also :)

I'll have a case of that.
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Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2024 on: September 09, 2021, 09:49:36 PM »
I don't drink but maybe I should start and consider it medicine. :)
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