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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1425 on: January 15, 2016, 07:25:19 AM »
Maybe we should ask her to help in the V&W section... ;D

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1426 on: January 15, 2016, 10:14:01 AM »
It's mind boggling what some people will believe in, crackpots everywhere :)

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1427 on: January 17, 2016, 06:20:21 PM »


My Favourite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favourite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of the Animal Protection Trust. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where the hell I am now...

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1432 on: January 28, 2016, 11:16:40 PM »
I wonder whats up with this cat :)

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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1433 on: January 29, 2016, 04:48:04 AM »
I wonder whats up with this cat :)

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WOW! That is one bitch angry cat, I'm guessing this cat is angry and can't stand this guy smelling feet ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1436 on: January 29, 2016, 03:44:41 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1438 on: February 01, 2016, 09:45:24 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #1439 on: February 02, 2016, 04:14:42 PM »