Unemployment Benefit
A man with his pants hanging half off his rear, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck, walked into the local Job Centre to pick up his benefit money.
He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing the dole. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."
The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive her around in his brand new Mercedes-Benz CL and he will supply all of your clothes."
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. Double time will be paid for this service"
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said,.............."You're bull-shittin' me right?”
The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You started it . . . . “
