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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #45 on: November 24, 2011, 04:06:46 PM »
I dont think it is often you find Salmon as road kill    ;D

http://www.kval.com/news/local/Road-or-river-Salmon-swim-up-street-134353988.html

Aaah my favourite fishing road killed ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #46 on: November 24, 2011, 05:00:59 PM »
I read the whole thing.   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #47 on: December 04, 2011, 09:03:44 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #48 on: December 07, 2011, 12:39:47 PM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #49 on: December 07, 2011, 01:36:13 PM »
LMAO!... ;D Aaaah yes I remember this about 2 years ago when I shot my computer once with a 12 gauge double barrel shot gun because of to many BSOD ;D......I had to blame Bill Gate for my nightmare ;D


Edit: I love this woman when she is so sexy Bob..............please don't tell you're wife about it she know how to kill you're TV ;D   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnT723O5fZg
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #50 on: December 07, 2011, 01:53:13 PM »
LMAO!... ;D Aaaah yes I remember this about 2 years ago when I shot my computer once with a 12 gauge double barrel shot gun because of to many BSOD ;D......I had to blame Bill Gate for my nightmare ;D


Edit: I love this woman when she is so sexy Bob..............please don't tell you're wife about it she know how to kill you're TV ;D   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnT723O5fZg



At least she used a cheap beer to waste.  ;D ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #51 on: December 08, 2011, 12:33:53 AM »
That reminds of when I was working for Walmart and a guy was trying to return a stereo he claimed was defective and the manager said she wouldn't take it back because there was nothing wrong with it. He stormed out and came back about 30 minutes later with the stereo with a bullet hole in it and said "Okay, it's broken now". She asked what happened and he said he put it on a post and shot it. She took it back and gave him his money and when we asked why she had she said, "If he's crazy enough to shoot a stereo, he's crazy enough to shoot one of us in the parking lot if we don't take it back".
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #52 on: December 08, 2011, 12:37:07 AM »
That reminds of when I was working for Walmart and a guy was trying to return a stereo he claimed was defective and the manager said she wouldn't take it back because there was nothing wrong with it. He stormed out and came back about 30 minutes later with the stereo with a bullet hole in it and said "Okay, it's broken now". She asked what happened and he said he put it on a post and shot it. She took it back and gave him his money and when we asked why she had she said, "If he's crazy enough to shoot a stereo, he's crazy enough to shoot one of us in the parking lot if we don't take it back".

Is this a true story..??
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #53 on: December 08, 2011, 12:38:45 AM »
Yes it is.
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #54 on: December 08, 2011, 12:40:16 AM »
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #55 on: December 08, 2011, 01:00:30 AM »
There are many true Walmart stories.
We could probably start a new forum with all the ones out there.
I have to admit, the recall by Dch48 was funny and got a chuckle from both
Alice and myself.  ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #56 on: December 08, 2011, 03:10:45 AM »
There are many true Walmart stories.
We could probably start a new forum with all the ones out there.
I have to admit, the recall by Dch48 was funny and got a chuckle from both
Alice and myself.  ;D

I hope Dch48 is not armed with his teeth and his shot gun ;D
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #57 on: December 08, 2011, 03:29:06 AM »
Hey Bob would you like a heart attack with a 114kg pole dancer ;D http://video.dailytelegraph.com.au/?2174460189

The clip is clean trust me ;)
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #58 on: December 08, 2011, 03:38:44 AM »
Run to safety, it's an earthquake!!!
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Re: Off topic but was so funny i had to post
« Reply #59 on: December 08, 2011, 03:48:20 AM »
Hey Bob would you like a heart attack with a 114kg pole dancer ;D http://video.dailytelegraph.com.au/?2174460189

The clip is clean trust me ;)
Trust who???  ;D. I could tolerate 114 lbs.
114 kg is like watching a full grown pig doing a pole dance-
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