« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 138 139 [140] 141 142 143   Go Down

Author Topic: So funny I had to post  (Read 1007322 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48816
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2085 on: August 31, 2022, 11:56:34 PM »

One of the Seniors at our Senior Center asked me:
How can I print a picture that's on his computer?
I told him use Ctrl-P.
He says he hasn’t been able to do that for ages.
Logged
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v24H2 64bit, 32 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 24.4.6112, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXde -  Repair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet

Offline DavidR

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Certainly Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 89635
  • No support PMs thanks
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2086 on: September 01, 2022, 02:22:06 AM »
Finasteride ;)
Logged
Windows 10 Home 64bit/ Acer Aspire F15/ Intel Core i5 7200U 2.5GHz, 8GB DDR4 memory, 256GB SSD, 1TB HDD/ avast! free  24.8.6127 (build 24.8.9372.862) UI 1.0.814/ Firefox, uBlock Origin, uMatrix/ MailWasher Pro/ Avast! Mobile Security

Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48816
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2087 on: September 04, 2022, 10:45:26 PM »
Logged
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v24H2 64bit, 32 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 24.4.6112, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXde -  Repair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet

Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48816
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2088 on: September 05, 2022, 11:52:45 PM »
Logged
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v24H2 64bit, 32 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 24.4.6112, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXde -  Repair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet

Offline DavidR

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Certainly Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 89635
  • No support PMs thanks
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2089 on: September 06, 2022, 01:48:55 AM »
Logged
Windows 10 Home 64bit/ Acer Aspire F15/ Intel Core i5 7200U 2.5GHz, 8GB DDR4 memory, 256GB SSD, 1TB HDD/ avast! free  24.8.6127 (build 24.8.9372.862) UI 1.0.814/ Firefox, uBlock Origin, uMatrix/ MailWasher Pro/ Avast! Mobile Security

Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48816
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2090 on: September 06, 2022, 01:45:03 PM »
Quote from: DavidR on September 06, 2022, 01:48:55 AM
Quote from: bob3160 on September 05, 2022, 11:52:45 PM


You're eating too much ice lollies :)
Alice is the one hocked on the icicles. My downfall or the fudgsicles but they have no 'jokes'. :)
Logged
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v24H2 64bit, 32 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 24.4.6112, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXde -  Repair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet

Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48816
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2091 on: September 06, 2022, 03:45:28 PM »
Logged
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v24H2 64bit, 32 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 24.4.6112, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXde -  Repair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet

Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48816
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2092 on: September 06, 2022, 03:48:42 PM »
Logged
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v24H2 64bit, 32 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 24.4.6112, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXde -  Repair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet

Offline SpeedyPC

  • Avast Evangelist
  • Massive Poster
  • ***
  • Posts: 3398
  • Avast shall conquer the whole world
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2093 on: September 06, 2022, 07:41:11 PM »
Logged
Gigabyte 670 LGA1200 Full ATX MB | Intel Core i9-13900 CPU/LGA 1700 | GeForce Nvidia RTX-4070/12GB | 32GB DDR4 | 2 x 1TB Samsung SSD | W11 Home 64bit | Avast Premium v24.3.6108 | Avast SecureLine VPN | Avast Secure Browser | Avast Driver Updater | Avast BreachGuard | Firefox 64bit | MalwareBytes Premium | Adguard Premium | CCleaner Portable | Macrium Reflect | 7-Zip

Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48816
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2094 on: September 11, 2022, 12:58:22 AM »
Logged
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v24H2 64bit, 32 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 24.4.6112, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXde -  Repair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet

Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48816
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2095 on: September 23, 2022, 03:44:44 PM »
Logged
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v24H2 64bit, 32 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 24.4.6112, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXde -  Repair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet

Offline DavidR

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Certainly Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 89635
  • No support PMs thanks
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2096 on: September 23, 2022, 04:39:12 PM »
Quote from: bob3160 on September 23, 2022, 03:44:44 PM


I wouldn't like to be 'stuck' behind that for long it might f*r*
Logged
Windows 10 Home 64bit/ Acer Aspire F15/ Intel Core i5 7200U 2.5GHz, 8GB DDR4 memory, 256GB SSD, 1TB HDD/ avast! free  24.8.6127 (build 24.8.9372.862) UI 1.0.814/ Firefox, uBlock Origin, uMatrix/ MailWasher Pro/ Avast! Mobile Security

Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48816
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2097 on: September 28, 2022, 01:59:58 PM »
This needs to be in Every Refrigerator.
I know it needs to be in mine.
Logged
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v24H2 64bit, 32 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 24.4.6112, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXde -  Repair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet

Offline DavidR

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Certainly Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 89635
  • No support PMs thanks
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2098 on: September 28, 2022, 04:16:17 PM »
Quote from: bob3160 on September 28, 2022, 01:59:58 PM
This needs to be in Every Refrigerator.
I know it needs to be in mine.
<snip image>

There doesn't appear to be anything to eat in that fridge :)
More condiments to put on food or in drinks, etc.

In the UK there is a brand name called Fridge Raiders, tasty snacks (I don't know if this is a more widespread product).

Though I could do with less snacks so I have to make a meal. 
I don't keep crisps (potato chips) in the fridge, I need a sign for those :)
Logged
Windows 10 Home 64bit/ Acer Aspire F15/ Intel Core i5 7200U 2.5GHz, 8GB DDR4 memory, 256GB SSD, 1TB HDD/ avast! free  24.8.6127 (build 24.8.9372.862) UI 1.0.814/ Firefox, uBlock Origin, uMatrix/ MailWasher Pro/ Avast! Mobile Security

Offline bob3160

  • Avast Überevangelist
  • Probably Bot
  • *****
  • Posts: 48816
  • 64 Years of Happiness
    • bob3160 Protecting Yourself, Your Computer and, Your Identity
Re: So funny I had to post
« Reply #2099 on: September 28, 2022, 10:23:35 PM »
Quote from: DavidR on September 28, 2022, 04:16:17 PM
Quote from: bob3160 on September 28, 2022, 01:59:58 PM
This needs to be in Every Refrigerator.
I know it needs to be in mine.
<snip image>

There doesn't appear to be anything to eat in that fridge :)
More condiments to put on food or in drinks, etc.

In the UK there is a brand name called Fridge Raiders, tasty snacks (I don't know if this is a more widespread product).

Though I could do with less snacks so I have to make a meal. 
I don't keep crisps (potato chips) in the fridge, I need a sign for those :)
I've gotten used to cutting off a wedge from a head of Lettuce and enjoy munching on that for a snack.
It has no nutritional value but, it also doesn't add any body mass.
Logged
Free Security Seminar: https://bit.ly/bobg2023  -  Important: http://www.organdonor.gov/ -- My Web Site: http://bob3160.strikingly.com/ - Win 11 Pro v24H2 64bit, 32 Gig Ram, 1TB SSD, Avast Free 24.4.6112, How to Successfully Install Avast http://goo.gl/VLXde -  Repair & Clean Install https://goo.gl/t7aJGq -- My Online Activity https://bit.ly/BobGInternet
Pages: 1 ... 138 139 [140] 141 142 143   Go Up
« previous next »